yeeeet

all I know is fine dining and breathing

[Hannah Kirkell @h_kirk6]

They’re calling it the best final jeopardy question of all time

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

The spice must flow Jerry

[KJ Crypto @koreanjewcrypto]

“God forbid a white boy get a lil motion Jerry”

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

B.J.M.C. - Bonjour Monsieur Courbet, by Georg Baselitz, 1965, 📸 by @MaddieMMeyer

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO DISC? WHAT THE HELL AM I BUYIN’ THEN?"

[: @_dxllz7]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was the worlds first trillionaire

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

[yeeeet @Han_Drolo]

Would ya just look at it $GME

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Walking into Chipotle for lunch and just saying “half cash, half stock”

[fishious @fishquichee]

Once i figure out how to form a coherent sentence you guys are fucked

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite