Samol

Unicorns on fleek

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@cabbagecristmas Shit I’m doing it right now

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@BJPeypey @eggfairygirl @dotjjpg You should ask your boss to pay you more per fart

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@JohntheLib Start jazzercising

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@YuriLowenthal I just finished Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition

Had you as the voice of my avatar and just wanted to say thanks so much for bringing the character to life! You did a great job.

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@PostingOften Men

[Samol @Han_Samol]

Oh you like math? Name every number.

[Samol @Han_Samol]

Dogs out on the Red Line???

[tara strong @tarastrong]

@OTerrifying Plenty of folks walkin around empty on the inside

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@Femalegirl7

[Samol @Han_Samol]

She took “embrace autism” out of her bio when we broke up

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@jwweber1738 @DarthMattito Can I be the ball boy

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@ShaunaRust The ants freaked me out but other than that it was alright

[Samol @Han_Samol]

You know what? Fuck you.

*untables your saw*

[Samol @Han_Samol]

Why do people get so mad when I put the sand in sandwich?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way https://t.co/ON6pw4IWuI

[Samol @Han_Samol]

I keep that mfing thang on me

(In regards to lactaid)

[Samol @Han_Samol]

The twinks should unionize

[Anything Bot @anythingbott]

The rights to Shitting Toothpaste has been bought by Nintendo.

[Samol @Han_Samol]

@TheOnion @MindQuad805