Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי

🇮🇱🕊️Keep calling me a liar and I’ll keep proving you right! (parody) It’s time for peace in the Middle East

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@yaelbt Ha ha ha! Exactly! They’re all talk, but we put actions behind our words. When we see “there will never be a Palestinian state” we mean it! Anyway here’s some shitty AI art

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@yaelbt @yaelbt why choose when we can kill them all? Hasn’t stopped us from killing our own people in Gaza before—it’s important to maintain that moral consistency 🇮🇱

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@ghsuturi היי יהודי טיפש, שמעת על חיזבאללה שהרס את כיפת ברזל בצפון? או שהם מסתירים את זה גם מכם הנאצים שטופי המוח? (איך שהממשלה משקרת לגבי 1300 החיילים שנהרגו בעזה אני מתכוון)

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@DovMorell תקשיב לי, אידיוט שמן שכמותך, תניח את הסופגניות כדי שתוכל ללבוש את מדי צה"ל אם אתה רוצה למתוח ביקורת על צבא המתים העתידי שלנו.

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@GeorgeDeek Shalom! You weren’t responding on whatsapp and our payroll is coming up. Sorry to reach out this way, but can you provide your bank account info again? Thank you for your service, you worded our requested tweet perfectly! 🇮🇱

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@GeorgeDeek Shalom! You weren’t responding on whatsapp and our payroll is coming up. Sorry to reach out this way, but can you provide your bank account info again? Thank you for your service, you worded our requested tweet perfectly! 🇮🇱

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@TheTomWhoLived @DrEliDavid Truth! We should let Lebanon continue bombing the iron dome and level Tel Aviv. It’s the only away we too can gain the sympathy we’re so desperately trying to conjure up! AM YISRAEL CHAI! 🇮🇱

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@DrEliDavid Shalom, Dr. Eli! I appreciate you showing us an example of what we wanted people to do when we bombed the fuck out of Gaza. Why won’t these antisemites let us do genocide in peace? 🇮🇱

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

Thanks for sharing, David. I appreciate you showing us an example of what we wanted people to do when we bombed the fuck out of Gaza.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

The extent of destruction in Gaza is horrifying 👇

Sorry for the typo, this is Homs, Syria 🇸🇾, bombed by the Assad regime.

No mass protests in European capitals. No ceasefire demand. No UN 🇺🇳 condemnation. Just a few hundred thousand civilians killed.

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@BadEmpanada @DrEliDavid Truth! Thank you for speaking out on this, Mr. Empanada! This antisimetic double standard on infanticide must end NOW! 😡🇮🇱

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@BadEmpanada @DrEliDavid Truth! Thank you for speaking out on this, Mr. Empanada! This antisimetic double standard on infanticide must end NOW! 😡🇮🇱

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

We are not joking around. We already resorted to using non-Jews! Please guys! Thro away your life for this, it’s worth it I promise.

[Israel Defense Forces (Parody) @IsraelDefenseF]

We have received reports that some of our soldiers are shooting themselves in the leg to avoid being deployed to the front line in Gaza.

Any soldier caught doing this will be sent into the battlefield on a wheelchair.

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@netanyahutoo I’m on it!!! Is store brand okay Daddy Bibi? I can’t afford pampers :(

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

Ring ring ring! ☎️ Shalom? ✡️ Oh it’s me! Haha me so silly. 😜 I called myself! I said I’m okay (he says he’s okay!) Bye Naftali! See ya Naftali!! Ya I’m doing fine! Nothing wrong with me 🙂 🇮🇱

[Eylon Levy @EylonALevy]

Please call a Jewish friend and ask if they're OK.

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

Oops! You got those reversed. And they say I’m bad at my job 😂

[Eylon Levy @EylonALevy]

Israel sees civilian deaths as a tragedy. Hamas sees them as a strategy.

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@EylonALevy Oops! You got those reversed. And they say I’m bad at my job 😂

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@netanyahutoo Agreed sir! And we should stop calling it transfer. Ethnic cleansing sounds way more bad ass!

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@IsraelDefenseF @TheMossadIL 🇮🇱 That is so great to hear 😞

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

@TheMossadIL 🇮🇱 May the memory of his slaughter be a blessing for the heroes who carried it out, and a curse for you and your family 😞 Am Yisrael Chai.

[Hananya Naftali - חנניה נפתלי @HananyahNaftali]

An important message to our troops. For my sake! Please heed the warning, I’m scared I’ll accidentally say it’s a good thing…