Jerrod

Loves himself a nice corned beef sandwich

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

Me: *filling my Build A Bear with stuffing*

My Build A Bear:

[🦌 Mrs. Great•White•North ❄️ @KLM_Wolfmama]

every inch sliding deeper inside me, steals another breath from my lips

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@InternetH0F If you can’t leave a trail of poo everywhere you go then what is this thing we call life really about?

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@ThatEricAlper Falling to Pieces - Faith No More

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@spectatorindex Was Tua Tagovailoa throwing those missiles?

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@RaylovesYouLol @abderahimsp Or to YouTube videos about how hot dogs are made, which is technically not porn

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@The_Acumen Good. Your tweet about those who hate people overseas can also hate people at home was so true and unfortunately already the case. And Chicago hot dogs are better than New York hot dogs. More controversially, I prefer Chicago pizza to New York pizza.

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@gldivittorio Nobody in the GOP wants him to, either. He’s got a strong Ted Cruz vibe - smart, unlikable, blinded by ambition, and will say or do or kiss whoever’s ass above him to get more power.

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@The_Acumen I agree that Chicago is a great foodie city. I love the food in Chicago. I’m sorry I showed up to be argumentative. I

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@maddoxrules Hi! Five years later and they still haven’t learned a damn thing.

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@SpeakerJohnson This is the perfect representation of the Republican Party today. No solutions, no real goals, just propaganda, fear-mongering, and lies to try to maintain power. All to protect the wealthy.

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

Do British people watch videos of Americans trying British food for the very first time?

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@janecoaston Holy crap. I knew from the things I’ve seen on Twitter that he’s an ignorant grifter but now reading about how he says one thing about his website to reporters, then gives such aggressive, hateful answers on the inside, he’s truly a dangerous person consciously ruining lives.

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@JenniferJokes @turniptruk I didn’t see this part when I saw this tweet 7 years ago and it makes it even funnier.

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@Keep_US_Sane @DanCrenshawTX Totally valid and I’m not questioning the seriousness of what you’re dealing with. I think the bill just says that there’s not a set compensation for sleep apnea and that can change depending on solutions? Thank you for your service and I’m really sorry you’re dealing with that.

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

Money saving tip: Can’t afford to buy that expensive diarrhea lettuce at the store? Just do what I did and make your own at home!

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@spencerpratt @AnneHatfieldVO Did they tell you this at a liberal coffee shop?

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@LFauexProd @AMCTheatres OMG which one? I left my penis at a urinal @AMCTheatres

[Jerrod @HandsomeJer]

@RonFilipkowski This is most of the MAGA world. A lot of people who wish they were tough but aren’t so they latch onto other people who talk tough but aren’t. It’s led by people who have never gotten dirty in their life.

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@noturtlesoup17 We could watch Greg Bovino in the pie eating contest