Manugu Empire

THE PEOPLE SHALL🇰🇪

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

No wonder foreigners take away their jobs 😂😂😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

African countries hate watching South Africa is not about banter. It’s personal.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Njerae makes music for side chics who would come to see you in jail

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Robbo. ❤️

[FLY @gtfudan]

Mimi naye as from next year i'll make it my duty to campaign for maraga any chance i get
Nimeona kuna real intention ya kukosa kumueka mainstream coz he's a real threat to the political class
Kina gachagua ni upuzi wanafanya na ni kama ruto tu minus the power

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I dare all millinials to post a photo holding up a blender to prove they are at home . (Every millinial has a blender)

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

DECISIONS amongst them to 'gift' sh12/litre to PRIVATE companies causing the PUNITIVE fuel costs while cartels rake SUPER profits must be reversed ASAP and all CORRUPT public officials involved/benefiting PROSECUTED.Price controls must be REMOVED for COMPETITION to lower prices.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

“We the People” are the 3 most powerful words of the Constitution of Kenya 2010.

Article 1 vests all Sovereign power in the People of Kenya

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

klay thompson and steffon diggs after taking down the WAP envoys

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Zakayo amechukua 40 anadai kurudisha 10.

Reject.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mtu nataka mchunguze vizuri ni huyu anaitwa Wilberforce Wekesa almaarufu Bookten,manake huyu jamaa kusema ukweli sijai muona akiwa kazi ata siku moja maisha yake. Lakini anaranda randa nairobi kama makang’a from monday to Saturday. Akipiga selifie na watu. Anatoa wapi fare? Mniambie ni care taker mgani na mshahara ya 12 sausand anaAfford such lifestyle. Kama caretaker wa kilimani ama ata lavington hakuna mwenye nishai ona na iphone,but bookten a caretaker from Juja has an iphone 15. 15!? Bwanaaa watu sio wajinga bwana. This one is a spy from Congo,huko ndio alipotezea vidole mbili akipigana gorilla war na M23. Invite him in your home at your own peril! Kuna siku mtanikumbuka haya maandishi

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Unaenda golf na palazzo, enyewe wewe ni wa kukam

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

X is something else today. I have been laughing so hard. These men are using jokes to communicate very important messages.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Men dominating in women fields naona imePiss off the gaol chaold.. They can't believe that's how they sound 😂😂😂

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxvi]

she's a good woman but she's fat

[OGonji.20🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹 @CFCogonji]

@Moh_Mumbi Na iwe funzo

[Eric @amerix]

The rabbit hole gets deeper and convoluted.

Kalonzo gatekeeps the Kamba vote, cheating them that "this time I will be the president."

His empty rhetoric is propelled by a fake media that thrives on propaganda and emotional headlines.

While doing this, he blinds them as they vote for his cronies, who loot Kambaland's natural resources and taxes.

Kambaland governors are on a looting spree as Wa'Kamba sit in a stupor, waiting for a Kalonzo moment that remains elusive.

Well, do you know the formation of the current ruling party [UDA] was partly funded by Mr Muthama, who owns a mining license that allows him to mine rare gemstones like Ruby Red and Green Garnets?

Yet Kalonzo and Muthama are political friends.

"Mblaza, go to Ruto, and I remain with Raila. Whoever wins is a win-win for us all." — Political cousins.

Kamba-land, which boasts massive natural resources such as wildlife and minerals, has remained impoverished.

Kambaland has the most significant economic corridor between Nairobi and Mombasa/Lamu/Garissa, which can turn Kambaland into an economic powerhouse in the transport industry.

Wakamba are exemplary tyre technicians. Why can't we harness this cultural skill and turn it into a million-dollar industry?

They have vast land watered by Kenya's giant rivers — Tana and Athi, Galana, and Sabaki.

They have 400 million tonnes of the world's most sought-after non-renewable fossil fuel — COAL!

But now, the Kamba's only economic resource is sand harvesting, yet minerals and precious gemstones are stolen by these same politicians.

Musyoka will come again this time to tell Kambas that he will topple Ruto, and Kambas will be hypnotised by that deceitful euphoria. — "Wantam, Wan-bullet, WaMusyoka."

After every election, these conniving politicians meet with political wheeler-dealers to collect paychecks as Kambas remain impoverished.

These career "opposition politicians" don't have a transformative agenda. They are part of the mess.

They simply camouflage and posture as "saviours" because they have not been invited to the looting table.

However, their role is to keep the masses occupied with infertile opposition politics, so that the people cannot revolt against political brinkmanship and conmanship.

They keep the masses occupied with political clownery and fiction while ignoring the fundamental problems that are disturbing our people.

Then, when the infertile opposition goes to Kamba-land, instead of having a conversation that will liberate Kambas from economic slavery, all they tell them is,

"Hi, Cousins!"

- and the hypnotised Kambas respond,

"Aiiii"

Wake up!

[Tshepo @TshePuna_ZA]

God bless hoes man, it used to be a struggle to get pictures like this.

[minamano. ִ ִֶָ @theminamano]

People are laughing but the fact that astrology believers have equal voting rights as the rest of us terrifies me every day. They'd vote for the most dangerous politician just because their zodiac sign is "lucky". Their entire brains run on zero critical thinking