Hanjoko The

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@jimmysin427301 Dari dulu masih tetap (tua) aja, Suk, ga berubah...🫢😁✌️

Bahagia n sehat selalu ya, Tuhan berkati 🙏

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@theravadinGL @wijaya478 @silarakhito @mx00711 @BuddhisGL Ngunu ta, din..✍️

*mantuk2

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

"This is the great paradox of the Buddhist path : that we practice in order to know what we already are, therefore attaining nothing, getting nothing, going nowhere. We seek to uncover what has always been there."

~ Mingyur Rinpoche

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@BuddhisGL Gitu..,eh ga..,eh sih aja dah..

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@violla0911 Lho, yg enak tuh justeru yg plain om...(nek aku lho) 😁

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@Hoang_HQ 18

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@SeruniPuspaAlam Salah nya masih di LFC 😝

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@theravadinGL Temen mabok mksdnya ya din 🤣

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@violla0911 @silarakhito Awokwokk

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@silarakhito Aamiin..😁

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

@silarakhito Ga pernah kalo itu seh, tapi pernah ngalamin beli mi baso (miso) harganya IDR75 semangkok... awokwokk

[Hanjoko The @HanjokoT]

"who was I before accumulating so many stories about myself?" ✨