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Nope, you're wrong.

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Not enough is said about Cybertruck's hideous font. This is how I used to write in 5th grade when I wanted to look edgy but also didn't know what sex was.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin

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@DDFStrand Just found the biggest Elon jacker on the entire web.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 From your lips to God's ears.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 what a fun thing to believe.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 Dude you're saying this is part of some master plan for the moon. It's so ridiculous.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 JFC you were right the first time. It's a tech demo stunt for Tesla to get stagnant stock prices up.

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@RockPatriot1 Gee can't imagine why no-one has gone to jail. Is it because the idea of stolen seats is complete fiction made up by conspiracy theorists and, spread online via the dumbest people you went to high school with?

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@tenaciousCH @tyromper It's not a car.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 Which is it, Trevor? Elon called it a flying car. You're just making up reasons for its existence. Literally pulling them out of thin air.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 "in the next few years." Yes I'm guessing this will happen around the time SpaceX starts mining asteroids as well.

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@politeracy @BonnieBlueTK Yes Lisa, please fly over my head in your car made of compressed air lol. Good luck.

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@fyreous It'll be really wild when all the compressed aid explodes into a fireball at impact.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 What's outside the norm is people fawning over this ridiculous stunt as if it's real.

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@JordanEVGuy @Ozzytourer It's a stunt to raise stock prices and you fell for it. This car is never happening. And even if it did, it would explode on impact.

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@TrevorKay2 @Myamaha62Randy @mickhelmick4 This is nothing more than a stunt. Jazz hands to get people excited to buy shares of stock. This is the same man who just a couple years ago at another event pretended his robots were autonomous when, in fact, they were being remote controlled.

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@mickhelmick4 @TrevorKay2 This car isn't and never will be road legal. Even if it was, it seats one person, almost certainly has significantly worse range than the non-Thrust version, and is ludicrously dangerous in the event of a crash. There's literally a bomb in the nonexistant back seat.

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@TheHamilton33 @AlanJSanders Should I also look up the part about how he made a woman out of a man's rib? Grow up.

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@momentomorinw @Adam_S_R You think it's a flying car so I'm still going to make fun of you thanks.

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@momentomorinw @Adam_S_R Gave up what? It's an air canister on wheels, bro. Elon worshippers get endlessly tricked by his jazz hands every few months. So gullible.

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@RockPatriot1 You use that W2 bit every time you lose an argument. I love it.