Hank C Chinaski

[Hank C Chinaski @HankCChinaski]

@redneckstomp_ What if I told you that Evil Dies Tonight?

[Hank C Chinaski @HankCChinaski]

@laptop_lasane 👏The👏best👏cult👏classics👏in👏history👏are👏self-designated👏

[Hank C Chinaski @HankCChinaski]

@mike_is_awesome @Disney @disneyplus I have a Twitter

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

*Kicked out of school for poor work habits and consistently bad personal hygiene* https://t.co/88tCluoghx

[Hank C Chinaski @HankCChinaski]

@MartinShkreli An Oxford comma is crying somewhere.

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

*eats $1 waste-meat*
*still stressed*
*time to go back to happy place*
*injects in BK restroom*
*now dead on floor*
https://t.co/oE6mchswHy

[Hank C Chinaski @HankCChinaski]

@kanyewest I'm looking for a personal assistant. Please DM me with your application.

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

Mental status: Seriously mentally ill. Anthropomorphizing breaded scrap-meat. https://t.co/mud2tv83zn

[Hank C Chinaski @HankCChinaski]

#peanuts