Hobie Juan

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll straight up wear a windbreaker to play polo and a polo shirt to break wind. I really don't give a shit anymore.

[The Drew Lane Show @DrewLaneShow]

I am a TOTAL IDIOT and I hate myself

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@FrediThePizzamn

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@HeatherThomasAF

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@HeatherThomasAF Check. Check. I ate 6.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Thomas “Hitman” Hearns vs. Roberto Duran. Duran had never been knocked out in 82 pro fights until this. Listen to the right hand at 0:46. It sounds like a fucking gunshot. Most perfect punch I have ever seen.

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@jarcar101 @USATODAY

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@HeatherThomasAF I would pay $8 to see that.

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@HeatherThomasAF

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@HeatherThomasAF Looks great, but why bother with the glass? :)

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“The Germans are firing at us, Bob, put down the goddamn Swiffer!”

[SignForm Systems @SignFormSystems]

@CentralCoastFOG @BradMossEsq @elonmusk

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@jiffywild I just changed my profile pic to a blue check. I was told everybody is doing it. I was lied to.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Is there a way to pay more to get super verified?

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

Life Hack #132: Change your profile pic to a blue check. Take the $8 you just saved and buy yourself a @HeatherThomasAF poster.
#BlueCheckWave #MakeTwitterGreatAgain #VerifyThis

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

According to sexologists, nearly half of all 70s suburban orgies began with mildly competitive air hockey games.

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@HeatherThomasAF What the world needs now, is more Heather Thomas, it's the only thing that there's just too little of......

LET ME HEAR YA IN THE BACK!

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Twitter with verification vs. Twitter when I refuse to pay $20 a month for it

[Hobie Juan @HankClement]

@HeatherThomasAF