Hank “Nick Ricochet” Finch

👻A mummy limping into the sea👻 *WELTER *. find me on Bsky under same handle

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My prison name is Mitochondria cus I’m the powerhouse of the cell

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

The Galloping Gazelle

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@PanPotaderNader @michael_galant Why send any help to disaster zones then, right? Don’t want to be racist

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@DigiRanger1994 @JaggedAuthor @AwestruckVox @flurryfrenzy Being confused by simple statements isn’t making you look as smart as you think

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@PalmerReport Look forward to this meaningless slap on the wrist and insignificant fine

[Dave - Not Allowed Back at the Try-N-Save @davetulsa]

Im really high and watching that movie where Kevin Costner sails around on a catamaran

I like the bit where he shoves a girl into the water, “she can’t swim!”

In this waterworld some people never learn to swim. In water.

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@Goethe914 @pinkheretic @el_BitcoinTom @mynamehear Besides your stupidity here, I went to your page and looked your timeline. You truly are a stupid person

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@DFabArtist @CherylAschenbr2 @LauraRiggaro Yeah, except our checks and balances are a joke now

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Here I was thinking that the point of gallows humor was morbid jokes at inappropriate times

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@simonkp @atrupar They’d be fired if they weren’t doing their jobs and being productive, idiot

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@atrupar Apparently he’s not aware of hundreds of thousands jobs

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[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

My Super Bowl party is -

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I wouldn’t know it’s the Superbowl except except there’s this circus mallet hitting me in the head and there’s a bullhorn in my ear telling me it’s the Superbowl

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree falls away from them

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@bigolemrknish @AshySlasheeDB Too late. Evil Dead, Freddy and Jason are already in the same universe for a long time.

Freddy’s glove can be seen in the shed in Evil Dead 2. Freddy vs. Jason of course and the necronomicon is in Jason Goes To Hell. Pamela resurrected Jason as a kid, he’s a deadite

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Yes, I know I can identify with being thrust into being Captain America

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Anthony Mackie doesn’t see Sam Wilson ever taking the Super Soldier serum.

“Sam is every man's Captain America. The idea of him just being a regular guy that's been thrust into this position of leadership is something that we all can identify with”

(Source: https://t.co/CyzWgtBFrR)

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Riker on surveillance

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@millermatic1911 @AshySlasheeDB Omg woke! Blrgughg

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🎵 Can’t find a butter man