Hank De Vries

American. Dairy farmer. Pitted. So Pitted.

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

Love that Spotify has an aneurism every time I search for anything. @Spotify

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

Definitely an “I only use cast iron dude.”
#castiron #masterchef #tendies

[Chris Nodimas🍄 @CholeraFan]

STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE IT HAS A MAP

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

My spirit animal is Tutter from #bearinthebigbluehouse

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

I miss when being up at 5:00 was for fun things or winding down a fun night. Photo for proof. @apgambo

[Idaho Milk Extractor @TheMalkMan]

Underappreciated tweet 😥

[Sav @earthtosav]

People who freeze bread can fuck off -@Hankdog16

[Gavin Abraham @gavinabraham26]

Almond milk is delicious!

!⃝ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲.

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

Being a dairyman is just dealing with an endless parade of idiots. #dairyfarming

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

To those of you who don’t like eggnog: grow up. #letsbeadultshere

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

@TheMalkMan Hunter Biden

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

@TheMalkMan Goodness gracious 🤡

[Idaho Milk Extractor @TheMalkMan]

I'm a dairy farmer, so can someone explain to me what Income Taxes are and why Trump had to pay $750 of it?

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

@TheMalkMan We’ve got two options 🙏🏼

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

“She’s 50 pounds, keep her.” Dad when there’s a dry cow in the fresh pen. #dairy #dairydad

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

@jadeetelu

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

Honestly if you don’t like Jäger I’m surprised you’re still in my life. #jägermeister #bombsquad

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

Someone @PabstBlueRibbon or @naturallight dm me about an alcoholic prepackaged strawberry milkshake/smoothie. I got the milk. #dairyfarmer #innovation #diversification

[Hank De Vries @Hankdog16]

I swear if this job doesn’t give me sexy salt and pepper George Clooney stress hair I’ll be pissed. #farming