MomSoHard

a mother finding humor in it all.

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Part 5.

https://t.co/ptSMyYFidk

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Part 4.

https://t.co/pocijM1A4C

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Part 3.

https://t.co/azE96ZcdMe

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Part 2.

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https://t.co/UxdcI1FG9a

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Part 1 of a story that has long since passed but also helped shape me.

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https://t.co/uKhrYhpLL9

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Just got out of my first shower in maybe 4 days, put on my towel, coughed once. And peed on the floor.
#momlife #parenting #MomSoHard

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@dsmom58 Hi David! You seem like an awesome friend. Making friends can be hard sometimes, it's true. But people definitely like you, myself included. 🥰💛

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Based on my emotional reaction to that new @FisherPrice commercial with John Goodman...I think it's time to find a good therapist? 😭😭😭
🧸🧮🧩🎲🎨🧜🏼‍♀️🌈🦁🦄🚲✈️🎠🎈🥎

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You know you're having a good Sunday when you fall asleep singing "we pooped in the tub, we pooped in the tub, we went poopoo in the tub" #MomSoHard #momlife #parenting

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My baby is becoming a big boy and it's amazing to watch but also horrifying bc toddlers are assholes. 🥰😭🤷🏼‍♀️
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I just heard "HATES BULLETS, LOVES BULLET POINTS" come out of my mouth to describe myself and I am feeling the following ways about it:
• at peace
• amused
• brilliant
• had to share

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@joshritter Like I always say to my son at bedtime, "I love you to Mars and back".

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@fivefifths I feel...seen.

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Searching for Excema Honey for my 1yo and the movie "Honey" with @jessicaalba's abs came up and I think that's a really sick joke. #MomSoHard #momlife #parenting

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The problem with fame is that I'll never just run into @chrissyteigen and have a chat and then, over several months, become bffs but I know we are bff destiny 💫 #whatashame #fameisabffcockblock

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You don't know fear until your 1yo w 2 new teeth screeches like a dragon & mashes his chompers while diving toward your nipple. #momsohard #momlife #parenting #breastfeeding #motherofdragons

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I thought my 1yo crushed his turkey meatloaf until I scooped him up and

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Every time @joshritter releases new music, I worry for a moment that it's all some kind of dream but then the fever breaks when I discover that he still loves me now and then. My boy and I listen to him every day and I can't wait to learn new his new songs!!

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Listening to my husband on the phone with @DIRECTV and realizing that no diaper blowout could be THAT BAD. #worstcompanyever #DirectTVIsTerrible #IfICantWatchGameOfThronesIWillLoseIt #momlife #marriedlife #parenting #momsohard

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"this is how I will convince my kid I used to be cool" I thought to myself while learning how to floss 2 years after everyone was over it. #momsohard #momlife #parenting #hiptodip