Hannah Wright

writer // credits @tooningout @fullfrontalsamb @mcsweeneys // tv watcher @ pretty much everything

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pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

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When did we rebrand “juice” as “refreshers”

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He runs the White House like the breakfast room on Traitors

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pam Bondi’s portrait has been thrown in the trash at the Justice Department offices after Donald Trump fired her as attorney general, MS NOW reports.

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Good maybe I can finally get a damn dinner reservation then

[New York Post @nypost]

Over 25% of New Yorkers will consider fleeing NYC if Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor: poll https://t.co/9809y78OQV

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I’m always forgetting that Andrew Lloyd Webber is a person of now and not the like 1700s

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I like to think I fit in seamlessly with my gen z coworkers but then I have internal thoughts like, “maybe THIS will be the ointment that really starts to turn things around for me.”

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The “me asking the doctors’ office receptionist if I need to check out or anything” to “nope you’re all set” pipeline

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Did we all just learn the phrase “luteal phase” this year or just me

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@LegendaryFoods1 are these always this deceptive???

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Lost in my head imagining Addison Rae’s team having a brainstorm meeting about the best way to approach the Met Gala black dandyism theme

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Gotta admit, I don’t love this “frequently returned” feature on amazon. Let me go on that adventure for myself! It’s giving spoiler alert.

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I’m sorry but arugula has NO BUSINESS being the base of a salad. It’s a decorative garnish AT BEST.

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City High was so real when they said “I like goin’ out, taking walks and stuff”

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When you had your phone plugged in all night and wake up to find it wasn’t charging at all it’s like….ok wow I trusted you :/

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Me in 7th grade after microwaving shredded cheese on Tostitos for the first time:

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“My nachos are mine, I invented them, and I’m proud of them.”

— Lady Gaga to EW on new album ‘MAYHEM’

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I was feeling like our country was doomed until I saw that democrats are taking a stand by wearing pink to the state of the union💕

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alternate title for Succession

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Just got my masters in electrical engineering (reset a device to factory settings)

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My cat waking me up to feed her 10 minutes before my alarm goes off