Hannah Daugherty

This life be over soon, Heaven last always.

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it feels to be alive right now

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

If the shrimp is frying the rice and my wayward son is carrying on then who’s flying this plane

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

woke up with horrible cramps... the body keeps the score...

[j u l i a 🪩 @glaredevils]

like i’m so fucking sorry for party rocking

[ICEMAN🧊 @isaiahdaboy]

I just dropped a brisket sandwich in these people HVAC unit💔💔💔💔

[zae @itszaeok]

this is how i watch #TheTraitorsUS

[🤍skin 𖣐 destroyer🦴 @gloomingly]

they should let me go inside everyones house just to see

[riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ @clynicallysane]

when u gonna stop drinking cokes with the wokes and come drink some dr.pepper w a big stepper

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Christmas is over get out of my house

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

mary and joseph: wow I can't believe we just had a baby

little drummer boy: are you motherfuckers ready to rock

[drew @drewrhyde]

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

me: PERMISSION TO USE LETHAL FORCE SIR!

my boss: no

me: SIR YES SIR! (turning back toward customer) have a Great day! 😃