Hannah Marie

Every Tuesday and Thursday is Bongo Day.

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

Remember that time I did actual honest TBH's and everyone cried

[wint @dril]

i really dont care what Yankee Doodle did when he went to town. His toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know about him .

[wint @dril]

if you think "spy Kids" is better than shakespere youre fucking stupid and me and my uncle would never hire you to work at our car wash

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@imjustingraham The only year I ever had fun at stampede was the year I was 17 and had just met you and you gave me your age verified bracelet and we had a hell of a time at the beer gardens. True story 😂

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@shxtsngigs I was on a date with a dude who brought me back to his place and took me in his hot tub. When he got in his swim trunks did the thing where they fill with air and I got the ick so bad I faked an emergency and left 😂

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@imjustingraham I literally stopped playing as soon as I lost once 😂 whoops

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@realDonaldTrump Jk it’s because you’re a racist sexist piece of shit who belongs in jail ☺️

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@realDonaldTrump These math skills are exactly why you lost, Donald.

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@kelsey_leighv @NYCMayor The NYPD are scum. Period.

[Rissa 🌟 @Mod_Charissa]

Imagine posting a selfie edit so CRIMINAL the government gets involved

[Justine @Justineestonee]

Male birth control is free and it’s called being obsessed with cars

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

If white people could go 30 seconds without appropriating other cultures, this could have easily been avoided. Why did a bunch of white dudes running a brewery in Medicine Hat feel this design and name was appropriate regardless of the meaning? Fucking call it “feather”.

[CBC Edmonton @CBCEdmonton]

Alberta brewery apologizes for misusing Maori language, naming beer 'pubic hair' https://t.co/bPeaFz0KaQ

[𝐵𝑒𝓇𝑔𝒹𝑜𝓇𝒻 𝐵𝓇𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🕊 @coffeevalentino]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@kelsey_leighv Oh. My god.

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

@imjustingraham The other one is me.

[katbcd @katbcd]

If 2020 was a couple

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

The shade is real!!! This is why I love Paris 😂💕

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

PARIS FOR PRESIDENT ✨🇺🇸👸🏼✨

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

Anyway, fuck the improper use of garages am I right?

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

K we need to talk about people who have garages but don’t park in them

[Hannah Marie @HannahIsItalian]

Make it a sitcom called “Parked”. Family finds well known criminal hiding in their garage.
Criminal: what?? You don’t park in here anyway! *studio laughter*
Dad: no, he’s right. I guess you can stay... for now!
kids: yay!!!
Audience: yay!