Dear @FortniteGame,
Please never again release a new season on a school night. Or if you do, you are more than welcome to try and teach my students all day for me.
Sincerely,
A tired teacher
*I came down with a cold today*
My mom FaceTimes me and the first thing she says is “wow you look absolutely terrible!”
Geez thanks mom you really know how to make me feel better. Glad to hear I must look as terrible as I feel.
In religion the kids needed to fill in the blank for “Original sin left our minds in the dark. Many times we can’t find the ______?”
Student raises his hand & very seriously says “light switch”
*after laughing* Me-“that is true but I think it’s asking for something else”
Please take a minute to watch this and if you can, take a few seconds to retweet this using the #retweet4good
All the money goes to a great organization for the immediate needs and the recovery efforts for the #CampFireParadise
Thank you 🙏🏻 #ButteStrong#payitforward
But make sure they don’t have a son that is about your age who also happens to be single because then they try and set you up with them... every day...
Get yourself a teaching partner who is 60+ years old that tells you every day that you are amazing & beautiful like a princess, because some times you just need that confidence booster especially when your tired and your students are just too much for a Monday.
You know your a teacher when you realize one of your ideal dates is going to the children’s section of @BNBuzz because picture books are life. #teacherlife
Update: they remade our cinnamon twists and gave us a $10 credit for next time so in the end even though we had to wait we still won #bachelorettefinale
When you go to eat your cinnamon twists while watching @BacheloretteABC and open the box to find this. C‘ mom @dominos, you truly let me down. Don’t worry though they still gave us the sweet icing to go with our #notcinnamontwists