Hannah Merry

@IBM Consultant. @universityleeds BA Geography Graduate🌏. Lover of travel, food and tech. Proud feminist.
| Own views

[Keep Britain Tidy @KeepBritainTidy]

Snip the straps! Hundreds of animals are getting caught up in disposable face masks which are causing severe injuries. #ppelitter

[Holly Reilly @Hollyyreillyy]

When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

Gavin Williamson on inflating A-level grades: “The danger is that pupils will be over-promoted into jobs that are beyond their competence"

So I presume Williamson is referring to the whole cabinet then; himself, Raab, Johnson, Patel.......

A dangerous game indeed.

[Hannah Merry @HannahMerry96]

Watching Inception for the first time....

[Ally Sinyard @allysinyard]

Calling Michaela Coel the "new Phoebe Waller-Bridge" is basically saying, "We only have space for one loud female voice here."
Stop comparing the two. Start making more space.

[Melon @MelGracie_]

Shout out to this @Morrisons security man keeping this good boy dry. He said ‘well you never know how dogs feel about the rain’

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

I do fundamentally believe it is possible to disagree with someone’s views and how they express them and still think of them as a friend.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When another complete disaster occurs:

Well that's no good
Oh dear
Not to worry
It's fine
Could be worse
Yay
Ah well
Great!
How unfortunate
Marvellous
Hardly ideal
Balls
Slightly worrying
It’s all gone pear-shaped
What a mess
Not the best outcome
Right...
Typical
Bugger
Tea?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to make emails sound cross:

"As discussed"
"I thought we agreed"
"Regards"
"Thanks"
"I was under the impression"
"FYI"
"As per my email"
“With respect”
“Friendly reminder”
“Polite note”
“I was disappointed to...”
“Whilst I appreciate...”
“As I’m sure you’re aware”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What’s the first thing you’ll do when...”
“PUB”

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

We could peak by the weekend - this is when it really matters.

Please, just stay inside.

Once we see a drop in the numbers we can look at how we move forward.

Listen to the Queen. Do the right thing - stay inside.

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

With the nicer weather this weekend you may be more tempted to spend some time in the park or near the beach.

Please don't.

There will plenty of sunny days to enjoy in the summer if we keep following the rules.

Are a few sunny days now worth an August in lockdown?

[Hannah Merry @HannahMerry96]

@Han_Lal Isn't it - cried like a baby

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Susanna Reid @susannareid100]

At a time when smiles and laughs can seem in short supply, one of our best sports commentators provides both.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Never been prouder of the world’s greatest city. 👊👍

[Natasha Clark @NatashaC]

The #ClapForCarers heard out across London 👏👏👏👏

#clapforNHS #clapforourcarers