The new Instagram update really understood what I was looking for:
- none of my friends’ content
- reposted TikToks from meme accounts I do not follow
- 100x more ads
- everything played at full volume against my will
If anyone has any further unsolicited comments about *anybody* else’s body, they can feel free to write them in permanent ink onto their own foreheads and swan dive directly into the sun
I don’t actually remember putting the Mystery Machine on @airbnb, once I opened the app I blacked out as the spirit of hosting possessed my mortal body once again.
Why is it "Not my circus; not my monkeys" and not "Not my circus; not my clowns"?
I have never once seen a monkey at a circus. Who do I speak to to get this changed?