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25, Chicken finger connoisseur, friend of all tortoises, & married. OH ➡️ WA

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 what happens when the police realise they’re on the wrong side…..

The military steps in….🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

VIVE LA FRANCE - you guys are HEROS to the rest of the world right now.

#France #paris #Macron #Military

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Some species of sea urchins use shells as hats to make them feel safer and camouflaged and if you give them actual tiny hats they will wear them

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

These are processionary caterpillars

They follow each other, single file head to tail, using chemical cues, spectacular processions comprised of hundreds of caterpillars leaving home, their natal tree

Searching for soft soil in which to pupate

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Reminder: Forcing humans to sit still all day is foolish.

Recess is sacred—for children and adults alike!

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Doesn’t anyone find it weird that all over the country hazardous materials are being spilled simultaneously?

[Dr Shawn Baker 🥩 @SBakerMD]

So in the last 7 years I’ve have, without exaggeration, consumed approximately 8,000 lbs of red meat! If red meat is bad for us, then why do I have perfectly clean coronary arteries (per CAC scan), why am I stronger now at 56 then I was at 46, with same training effort, why am I ranked number 1 in the world in rowing? Why am I lean and not fat? What gives? Perhaps we’ve been lied to?

[Bailey ? @FeetforBailey]

This is genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i don’t think little girls get enough credit for being such tiny creepy weirdos sometimes bc like when i was a child yea i was cute and nice but my favorite game to play with my toys was Kidnap

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It comes with a pup holder...

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

ohio officials after hazardous chemicals leak into the ohio river.. and fish are dying… chickens… journalists are being arrested for reporting on it… but nothing to worry about here haha!

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

Everything they told you about red meat, eggs, butter, cholesterol, fat, and salt is wrong

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Learning how to authentically apologize is one of the most important skills in life, and few people know how.

Here's a step by step guide:

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Babe, don't forget to put the biblically accurate angel atop the tree

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

me on 45mg of adderall trying to remain polite while helping the stupidest fucking customer in the history of mankind