Hannent Surveyors

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@NatashaMDay The one where you're on 1 leg should be your LinkedIn profile pic.

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@CoughlansBakery Beyond devastated 4u all. I always plan my routes around the area to include a stop off for lunch & the most delicious goodies at one of your shops. I will particularly miss @RomeshRang 's beautiful yum yums & well everything really! Thanks for baking 2 good to be true!

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@RoyalNavyVet Glad that the Captain managed to get a photo with a Cook - everyone's heroes.

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@NatashaMDay Normal to wake up to this in any RAF accomodation isn't it? Then go to work, just in time for elevenses.

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@theweeappshop @NatashaMDay Master's degree level. A BSc or BA is level 6. A levels are 3, for context.

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@NatashaMDay At Master's level, that is no mean feat. BZ!

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@thinkdefence Dreadlock braids, just the 2 are showing, the rest are down his back. They're long now, but he used to look like this:

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@NatashaMDay Get the patient to proof read it? Take their mind of the pain?

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Royal Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was "The Best." The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street.

They were hit by the truck and killed instantly.
...
Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, "Saint Peter, which branch of the Armed Forces is the best?"

Saint Peter replied, "I can't answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven."

Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer.?

Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter's shoulder. In the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:

MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY ONE
TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines

SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best

1. All branches of the Armed Forces are honourable and noble.

2. Each serves the United Kingdom well and with distinction.

3. Serving in the military represents a great honour warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man.

4. Always be proud of that.

Warm regards,

GOD
Royal Navy (Retired)

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@GrahamTutthill @mollyfentonx @ChelleBradbury @MrsF202 @Lizcoombe @Kathryn11Baird Keep fighting the good fight!

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@Ramble_Jack @RAF_Luton We can't give away the secret recipe

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@AmbJapanUK Thank you for spreading joy, now and throughout the year. All the best to you and your family.

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@HelenRosamond11 She is adored by the Royal Navy. She is known for getting stuck in, working rig on, seeing how things really are & giving more attention to the ratings than the senior Officers. She's the real deal.

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@NatashaMDay I don't think it happens as much in the Army, but in the RN & RFA some brilliant folk stick at AB for decades and have a wealth of knowledge.

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@ric_cole @NatashaMDay That is an awesome quote.

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@Steph_BBandT That's amazing. Do you have a website

[TwentyCi @TwentyCi]

July has recovered from April's stamp duty-related hesitation.

-Transactions YTD are 17% higher than 2024
-Supply of properties is 4.5% up on 2024​
-Sales Agreed are higher than both 2023 & 2024​

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@NatashaMDay @grok Rubbish AI missed off Paul Hannent, the incredible Building Surveyor