Hanniel

Random thoughts. Ile knowledge niko nayo, utaogopa.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Did you know ni ngumu sana upatane na lion kwa njia ikuume tu hivyo. Zinakuanga na huruma. Yaani, ziko na Simba-thy.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@benji_wambura Tokea na hio takataka, state the date and the venue of your choice. Hako kaumbwa Tilda kakiwacha Mark X, unaenda nayo nyumbani.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@Bonyton_ @THEJERE Buana this fool thinks that the mighty Mark X ni baiskeli.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@gari_za_kenya_ Mbwa. Shut the fuck up you piece of shit!! Someone lost his life, a family lost their bread winner and here you're worried about a burnt car as a result of recklessness? Ghasia sana.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

A friend who's a former British military officer told me that when he was training soldiers in jungle warfare they were taught that if they got lost in the jungle, the first thing they should do was to brew a cup of tea and think about what to do next.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@LilithBlack25 @mash_sir haha. Wacha siku ya kumgeuzia venye ni kuweka maspices tu ndio hufanya akae ni kama anajua kupika ifike.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Luto na Ligathi ni wetu. Hatutakumbari genesii washome inshi tukiona. Tuko kwa selikali na rasima wamarise yao kumi.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Hapa Nyadalua tumechasema kwa mudomo mumoja "Luto rasima amarise yake kumi"

[4:44 @leliibaby]

asking a question during a lecture is 0 aura, real niggas go home confused

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@SaruniBM @MartinAlpine @Kalasinga_ @alexmwanzo Hahaha. Buying a kadudu for 2.8M is madness.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Who tf is this Soipan?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Breaking:

President Ruto has made further changes to his Cabinet:

With Soipan Tuya taking over the Defence Ministry and Aden Duale moving to Environment

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@StandardKenya Sasa pia hii article mnataka tulipie?

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Joe Biden kameogopa kamequit. Hahaha. Manifesting the same for his kenyan counterpart.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Eeeii yawa. Huyo na yeye si anaforce agenda ya hako ka gari fuel consumption. Relax. Si wewe wa kwanza!

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Daaamn. Hio ni earthquake ama nimeskia zangu?😂😂

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@KenyansNoContxt Mwambie yeye na huyo mtu wake wa intel ni maumbwa.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

So kumaanisha zile mikutano za upuzi hua anaenda haikuangi muhimu.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Grounded for one month now; President Ruto maintains local tours https://t.co/bJdpjFMgMB

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Legend of the Seeker.

[J Girl @juliethardt]

A cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

Listen here @MwalimChurchill Don't you dare being comedians who crack their shity and stupid tribal jokes. "Mkamba ni mtu...mluhya...Keep that nonsense to yourself!!

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Part of the reason we are back is because kuna Gen-Zs. Hawajawahi ona show. Tulienda break wakiwa shule: Churchill

Livestream: https://t.co/M2yOcLpCfz

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

I now believe that Kenya doesn't have a collection problem, the problem is in spending.

[Hanniel @Hanniel___]

@ItsJeffreyJeff @Osama_otero @StreetVybzEnt Hahaha. Mixes zako zinakuanga takataka lakini juu ni your friends, they won't tell you.