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@NoContextEPL How is that joining in the banter. Pretending he can’t hear them makes it seem like he’s rattled more than anything

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@FabrizioRomano And the thick fucker still won’t know what he thinks about it

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@footballconfid1 Considering it hits the ground after a touch… obviously fucking not

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@CallumLyon The thing is, a lot of what you say is true. But the fact that you’re forever droning on about money in a way you know will gain interactions suggests you actually profit from it yourself. Which kind of then undermines everything you claim to think

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@declancfc67 Just an actor who was in one of the biggest film franchises of all time and one of the biggest TV series of all time… yeah you’ve made yourself look a bit of a mong here haven’t you

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@BayrnEcho @DAZN_DE He’s a fucking mong. Clearly got something very wrong with him

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@hydr0chaeris The thumbnail is literally two different frames

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@MariaFlynn1234 A transaction occurring with the correct monetary exchange? The horror

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@datadriven_tdoc If you actually put a modicum of brain power towards this, I think you’ll find the answer is right there in front of you

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@fesshole I actually find it extremely arrogant of those who believe there’s an afterlife. Do you think everything else - flies, spiders, cockroaches… anything else that lives - also goes on to an afterlife? Cos why should we be any different to them?

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@TaraBull When I was in America, I asked restaurants to give me a discount on the food and whatever discount they gave I would add back on as the tip. Not a single one gave any discount. If they don’t give a shit about paying their staff properly, then neither should I

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@fryspati Does this mean The Simpsons is racist to white people, they only have yellow and black

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@Indy_Quint @omid9 In what way does admitting an error and apologising equate to pretending it didn’t happen

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@sportbible As if you’d count the words instead of just saying the response, you absolute fucking mongs

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@SkySportsNews Fuck this World Cup. America is a joke

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@Dylzzyy Wait is the Tuesday message not just the next day

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@Joshnorton193 Was the watch up his arse?

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@Rhigallimore Worrying about not immediately being able to respond to messages over a 7-8 hour period is a bit beyond caring and more towards creepy though

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@Jaack Would you go and celebrate with the whole country though? No, likely just your city. Which is exactly how it feels to celebrate winning club trophies. So that’s a really weird take

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@OscarJaymes Apologising in advance for not immediately responding to messages you may or may not receive throughout the night is absolutely wild behaviour though isn’t it