OneHanwell

Make Hanwell great again for middle class cretins.

[Julian Bell @juliangbell]

The Guardian view on low-traffic neighbourhoods: spread the word – these schemes work | Editorial https://t.co/2TjVgklnv9

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@ThatGinaLeone @andy_hillier @polkapolkaW13 @deirdrecostigan @_petermason @PauloCampbell @RatrunsWEaling @EPLRra @_wearepossible @crisortunity @APPGCW @activetraveleng @LDN_environment @SadiqKhan @_EalingNews @EalingCouncil @TfL @willnorman Spare a thought for the architects

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@ThatGinaLeone @EalingCouncil @_petermason @deirdrecostigan @PKnewstub @_EalingNews @PrivateEyeNews @ThatVetSean @fungi_flowers @GreenJennyJones @ZackPolanski @Neil4W7andW13 You win the internet today.

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@prj45 @ChatGPTapp Hilarious. Try "cheating" by multiplying the denominator by 10 to make an easier sum, then remembering to divide the result by 10. Now, back to moaning about active travel and the environment.

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@Das_Pig @whyteshome @MikeyCycling @LBofHounslow @EalingCouncil Snazzy videos of The Leader aren't infrastructure either.

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@vivienboyes @BrentRiverPark @_JohnAshburner @Ramblers_London @CRTSouthEast @OsterleyNT @Natures_Voice @WWTLondon @BrentPollution @CanalRiverTrust @blendedtrails @Right_2Roam Would that be Polly or Deirdre?

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

It is indeed a work of genius. A how-to manual in not inconveniencing drivers in any way whatsoever whilst simultaneously gaslighting everyone looking for change that supports active travel.

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@ThatGinaLeone @deirdrecostigan @_petermason @PauloCampbell @RatrunsWEaling @EPLRra @_wearepossible @crisortunity @APPGCW @activetraveleng @LDN_environment @SadiqKhan @andy_hillier @_EalingNews Lealand could be pedestrianised tomorrow and no-one would notice (except West Ealing N̵e̵i̵g̵h̵b̵o̵u̵r̵s̵ Drivers).

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@Ealing_Sam @Neil4W7andW13 @EalingCouncil @_petermason @EalingLabour Sadly, they do. Just put the consultation in the shredder and paint a few advisory cycle lanes/car parks on the road, then forget to enforce anything. Can't be going around annoying those honest to goodness motorists of camtag.

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@crisortunity We can't have trams because they would push traffic off the main roads onto the side roads and we can't have LTNs because they would push traffic from the side roads onto the main roads.

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@ThatGinaLeone @VirendraSharma @WarrenFarmNR 25k residents of Hanwell whose middle class privilege oozes out of every spore versus 4k salt-of-earth working class heroes of Southall? Is that about right?

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@ThatGinaLeone @EalingCouncil @WarrenFarmNR @BrentRiverPark The best photo is surely any that include the Great Leader and Polly KnowReplies?

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

"With sustainability in mind, the council .... will also use fossil free energy sources": can the the hot air emitted from the great leader's office really count as fossil free?

[Ealing Council @EalingCouncil]

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[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@RatrunsWEaling @deirdrecostigan @MayorofLondon @activetraveleng @_EalingNews Nice scenes from Uxbridge Road South. Finally the residents are getting what they asked for*. In spades .

*They weren't asked.

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@mrmarcusuk @BetterEaling Hanwell is so middle class these days! Lol

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@_EalingNews @EalingLD @CllrGaryMalcolm @EalingLabour @EalingCouncil @TfL Is this another example of Gary Malcolm not resting until all LTNs are removed?

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@ThatGinaLeone @_petermason @_EalingNews @PrivateEyeNews @standardnews @tortoise @BBCLondonNews @EalingLD @LonGreenParty @ZackPolanski @LondonLabour That photo also qualifies for a special effects award. The way they've airbrushed out all the Hanwell Clocktower issues is 👌

[Alice Ferguson @aliceplayingout]

Yesterday was a big day. 15 years ago, a group of parents (inc @bocadalupa and me) decided to take action about children’s lack of freedom and access to the space on their doorstep. We devised the resident-led play street model and set up @playingout to grow this movement...

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

@FlipChartRick Grosvenor

[OneHanwell @HanwellOne]

Wow. W7's looking up! Where do all these funky hipster types hang out? Fox? Village Inn? Grovey?

[Ealing Council @EalingCouncil]

Residents have given the thumbs up for a new regional park in the borough. To help the council develop more detailed plans for the regional park, internationally recognised architects, Prior + Partners have just been appointed. @deirdrecostigan @PKnewstub
https://t.co/vyNnszK1Ut