Hanzo The Phantom

Bar Spitter🎤FireBender🔥🥷🏾. Director🎥Visionary🎞 Poetic Nerd w/ Rhythm 🤓😎. Black STEM 🔬🔭💻✍🏾 Link for Vibes 👇🏾

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Here’s a Thread of Music Videos I’ve done since pushing hard for this Music Career. So y’all check these out and share them with ya people.
First up is #Gwapamole

https://t.co/ZBGdCPzIMy

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Damn I see why Chet don’t wanna guard bro. It’s a highlight tape here already 😂😂

[devkon. @devkonn]

I was unaware it went this way back omggg 😭

[Matthew 🏁🦾 @TheDonMegatron_]

A FEW weeks away from the biggest month in my life to date.

Home game for all the marbles & then @HanzoTP we hittin road 🦾🏁 TRACKYON MUSIC TAP IN

https://t.co/3KToDtBOGz

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Yall be careful out here man. The bitter bitch brigades have organized and are here for a scandalous summer. Remember to let them hoes starve and complain. I suggest headphones, and the “not interested” button when available

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

JAMAL MURRAY IS SO SMOOTH

FILTHY. 😮‍💨

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

@amazon the least yall could do if your gonna force us to watch NBA Playoffs on prime is make sure the stream is good. Wtf is this pixelated BS? This audio off sync?

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

I’d be so mad

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

I still can’t imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

That charge foul on AG was EGREGIOUS

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

Denver will have to beat…

Wolves
Spurs
Thunder

Just to get to the Finals.

I want to see if Jokic, Murray and Gordon can pull off what would be one of the greatest runs ever

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

This can’t be the nigga @TheDonMegatron_ thought was gonna help them win a chip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MD @mike_daddino]

JJ Redick wasn’t kidding when he said Deandre Ayton can’t catch a basketball

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

I be actin like I’m cool, but deep down I’m really sad @BIGKRIT isn’t coming to Denver for his tour 😭

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

I think the problem is we take a lot of things and people at their word and face value and we HAVE to stop doing that shit. Because mfs be lying

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Cancer to the culture

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Pathetic

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Israel Adesanya did not take his gloves off in the octagon.

He said "I'm not f*cking leaving! You’ll never stop me. I might get beaten, but I will always remain undefeated."

No win in three years. Lost 5/6 last fights. Four fight losing streak.

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Note Dame almost gave it away but I’m glad they got the W. Hildago is a DAWG. Balled hard all game. Triple Double.

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

My uber driver must be inspired by Dominic Torreto the way he bendin these LA corners 😭😱😂😂

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[James @DenverThugget]

Honest question: how is this not a push-off?🤔
@OfficialNBARefs

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Loved this, but I will not watch any live action anime adaptation ever

[Pew @pewpiece]

onepiece live action actors with the original voice actors

[Hanzo The Phantom @HanzoTP]

Lu Dort isn’t a good defender. He’s just a dirty player. I’ll repeat as much as necessary

[Tatiana @Tatianaclinares]

Lu Dort what is the reason