Patrick

Just basketball and podcasts and talking smack about Donny.

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

Buzzfeed used my quote to mention @OffBookPod in their 27 Podcasts to listen to article! @JessRMcKenna @ZachReino @earwolf @danawickens (I may have bragged on Facebook already so sorry if you’ve seen it a few times)

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@GreenBrarian07 @JasonBCorbin @DeckoEli @richard_normal I already did this once, but I guess if you need the same thing, here you go.

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@DylanTweetin I’m cheering for the Spurs, but if the Knicks can cause this pig to choke on his own tongue, I’ll allow myself to say “Hell yes, Knicks, you’ve done it.”

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@JtShaggy @JamieBonkiewicz Wooooooow let’s get this man a gold star! He spends time with the children he created. Who else has ever done that? Thanks, “Shaggy”, for opening my eyes. For a minute I thought Hegseth was a monster and a scumbag, but you have corrected me.

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@redbeard36 @sapeltier @JamieBonkiewicz It never stopped.

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@groger2002 @richard_normal Don’t worry, he promised to snort extra Adderall that day and wear the extra large diaper. I don’t know. That’s my whole comment.

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@Himothymarx @rsimpson0316 @richard_normal These are the metrics they use.

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@MorkieMamma @richard_normal Do you know how much a ticket to this game is? To sit in the nosebleeds? Who is paying that bill? Oh my word, I think it’s us. It’s us! The taxpayer! We are going to pay to have a rapist attend an NBA Finals game and be booed out of existence, for what?

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@atwaSDOK @richard_normal “Fucking kids is so boring. Don’t you have any new horrendous crimes? Fucking kids was seriously so 2 years ago. It happened and now it’s over. Soooooo boring fucking kids in 2026!”

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@JasonBCorbin @GreenBrarian07 @DeckoEli @richard_normal Even that wouldn’t convince them.

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@G50976Guy @itstime2dddduel @SheriffCoogan @richard_normal

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

We’re all waiting for the day Trump does the ‘Tommy Tuberville’ down those steps. That would probably be the end of that fucking piece of shit.

[Covie @covie_93]

Only trump would think 10 years old is "fully matured"

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

In -duh-stree

[Patrick @HappySadPatrick]

@ArbiterofCool @atrupar Came to the comments hoping people were talking about this. Good stuff.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

“My president said it, so I can too!”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”