MoominFan69

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considering strategies to become twitter famous

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@barbarismcrit Its an unreasonable and stupid generalization made reflexively to counter different unreasonable and stupid generalization. This is basically what all "brit vs american" arguments on Twitter boil down to

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Its always amusing to see this sort of thing from media talking heads. What do any of them know about real work? In the future they'll replace her with a robot trained on twitter posts. You'll be able to digitially create Pearson's opinions without the need to actually employ her

[Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson]

One of the problems Labour continues to face is its politicians are comically out of touch with people who used to vote Labour. All their “values” are hostile to things the British hold dear.
If they’ve ever held down a proper job - big if - it’s in a charity.
Most Labour MPs will lose their seats in 2029.

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@BenObeseJecty This country and its politicians are routinely working up new schemes to punish young people and emiserate them; why would anyone want to risk their life for this status quo?

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@senditagainplz @cornu__copia Please don't be sensitive, I'm just trying to help

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@senditagainplz @cornu__copia If you want I could suggest an easy fix for the gun deaths

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@bindelj I imagine most people you speak to find you unpleasant and off-putting

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@callumseuk Working class traditions like getting drunk at work

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@PippaCrerar its only mindblowing if you believe it is true which it obviously is not

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@aziz0nomics @dukanvadet1 @endymion001 @MazenThabet7 @Alonso_GD So Iran knows the US is imminently going to commit a major war crime then, or at least have good reason to believe they are going to do so; and if civilians get killed as a result of this war crime, its primarily their fault?

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I will now make sure to pronounce Adidas the woke and proper way and not the Nazi way; thank you

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@LordWalney @mehdirhasan Will Miliband want to finish the investigation into your sexual harassment allegations before he makes this appointment or will it be waved through like Mandelson?

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@gilescoren @hamid You wrote a straightforwardly racist comment Giles why try and pretend otherwise

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@churnwell I'm convinced Gails doesn't exist at this point, I've never seen one in person and I think the whole thing was made up to induce psychosis in the minds of piss poor comedians and other media freaks like Josh here

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@MarkgZero @tonypatt2000 Nothing particularly

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This is such a funny way to think about class, at what point (if any) does someone actually stop being 'working class'? Its pure aesthetics

[Lou D🌹 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @louderry]

Seriously sick of people who think children from working class backgrounds arent working class if they achieve success in their chosen careers.

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@ChrisCorney1 What have the people of stoke on trent done to deserve that

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@Sturgeons_Law They absolutely would get mad at Denzel playing Macbeth; they just need someone in their psychotic network of screaming influencers to tell them about it first.

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@willmenaker There is no moral ambiguity in LOTR no sir that's why it was no trouble at all to carry and destroy the ring

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@posting_forever One day they'll force him to resign and he'll be replaced by someone who is even more incompetent and freaky