Haps

Brimming with defiant, violent hope. stream my music on Spotify/YouTube Music/Apple Music/2007 Limewire. Link below.

[Haps @Hapsarra]

Hi everyone! I just released my new EP, filled with musings of longings, regrets, and relief and everything else in between.

Please do give it a listen and tell me what you think! https://t.co/N2tudxz3Cz

[Haps @Hapsarra]

Almost all of the questions are related to the technical nature of the position, and no "where do you see yourself in five years" nonsense.

The VP even straight up spotted and called out my cynicism. Still got the job. He may be a Warhammer fan and knows about the Naysmiths.

[Haps @Hapsarra]

I truly think that it is one hell of a green flag that in my last interview, there were absolutely nothing that I felt compelled to lie about, even the little things that makes me look like a "model employee."

Three interviews and its approval and offer arrived in the same week.

[Shep @SHEPLION]

I hope no one did this yet

[Haps @Hapsarra]

Kratos behaves the exact same way a man that spent his whole life emotionally isolating himself would grieve in the limited ways that he knows how to do.

He spent his entire time trying to connect to his son until he realized that he needed to connect with himself first.

[james. @JamesResEvil]

“Do not mistake my silence for lack of grief.”

Is such a hard line. Everything kratos says has so much purpose behind it. Judge, you are the man

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

"A man doesn't ask the mountain to be shorter"

[Haps @Hapsarra]

Every single shit he says must hit so hard and sound so smart if you’re so irreparably stupid

[the Bagholder @bagholdermy]

@handierawan I prefer him as finance minister.

The professor for a reason

[Haps @Hapsarra]

@_heymey Hehe

[Haps @Hapsarra]

@greatgoldriver New banger sejak rekor dari Cermin Tarsah

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

In Kierkegaard's Works of Love, he explains that, much like how prayer is meant to change the heart of the one who prays, the task of love is not to find someone worthy of love, but to build the capacity for it in oneself

[Haps @Hapsarra]

Your body is a hardware that is only as good as your software, what your brain can make it do through expertise and muscle memory.

This guy could probably sense an incoming ball in his sleep, and if he smacked that ball in my general direction it'll probably go clean through me.

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

Roger Federer, 2007....one of the greatest tennis seasons of all time with this body 🤯

[txt keresahan WNI @KapudS640]

Guys, boleh bantu aku viralin mamaku?Mamaku sekarang gabung jadi driver perempuan di aplikasi Sida Safe, aplikasi khusus perempuan, ibu & anak.

Jujur aku happy lihat mamaku punya kesibukan baru ini, karena mamaku tuh emang tipe org gabisa diem di rumah

She’s literally 50+ tapi energinya kaya anak muda hobinya jalan, motoran, ngobrol sama orang, dan selalu cari aktivitas baru. Tipe orang yang kalau disuruh diem di rumah malah bete sendiri.

CC:threadsellaptr

[Haps @Hapsarra]

Somebody made an ever worse version of that funny Russian spy reload video

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

By Allah, someone must pay for this...

[Haps @Hapsarra]

Let’s not forget that your fat storage is your fuel tank. A high output engine can’t sustain a force output without an adequate fuel reserve.

Your body can be so chiseled that rendering it in 3D will set an RTX 5090 on fire, but without the fuel, it’s just a giant cinderblock.

[枝@函館釣り @hatett_cc]

現代人って、体脂肪率が低いガリやバキバキのマッチョは現代の人間社会がなければとても死にやすい雑魚い状態なのを忘れるよな。

[枝@函館釣り @hatett_cc]

現代人って、体脂肪率が低いガリやバキバキのマッチョは現代の人間社会がなければとても死にやすい雑魚い状態なのを忘れるよな。

[Chris Kearney @SiliconForested]

installing linux in 1996: I really hope I can get my sound card working by using this distribution

installing linux in 2026: I really hope I'm not unknowingly joining an aggressive political movement by using this distribution

[Haps @Hapsarra]

A helicopter pilot that forgot the law of physics of the downwash applied by rotor flight. Yeah that’s indon alright.

[マキシマム ザ おでん @MAXIMUM_ODEN]

インドネシアの軍事パレード中、ローパスするMi-35Pが"やらかす"ところ😂

[Haps @Hapsarra]

This is beautiful but also let’s not forget the opposite “experiment” for this theory of the conservation of momentum

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

The Crazy physics of launching at 80 km/h from a truck already moving 80km/h