Haptic Ulcer

Budding neuroscientist. Avid cyberpunk fan. Dilettante. Pessimist. Atheist. INFJ (it's not who I want to be, it's who I am). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Haptic Ulcer @HapticUlcer]

You don't merely think the American people (not you) are this stupid, false idolater Christofascist @SpeakerJohnson, you're counting on it. 🙄

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Mike Johnson: The January 6 insurrectionists as "people who were just there and happened to be walking through the building.” @atrupar

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@StevenCheung47 More hogwash from the MAGA cult, huh big boy?

Sit the fvck down.

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@ericvideos91 Ok, daft attention whore.

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@ericvideos91 Your lack of effective parenting is evident.

No one raised well has a problem with simply respecting people regardless of who they choose to fuck, except you and your cohorts.

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@ericvideos91 Sorry kid, but TDS is a MAGA problem, not anybody else's.

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@CenturionsOath It's not everybody else's fault the USA under #CadetBoneSpurs POTUS 47 is a national embarrassment, from its withering military to how it loses pathetically in a kid's game.

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@ScottJenningsKY Keep shoveling your MAGA sh!t. It's bound to fertilize something, someday.

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@ScottJenningsKY Patriotism would be housing each and every homeless Veteran rather than pocking over $1.4 billion in crypto cash.

Your beloved #CadetBoneSpurs would never think to do that, though.

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@NikkiHaley Ok socialist.

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@OldUSenjoyer @WodenWanderer Ok Cletus. 😂

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@RobertKennedyJr @SecKennedy Busted!

GTFO out of my government, you corrupt MAGA fvcktard.

https://t.co/nlpaglv6bA

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@AZ_Brittney Cowed.

[ScalawagAtLarge 🇺🇸🇨🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇺🇦 @ScalawagAtLarge]

@HapticUlcer @DOWResponse @POTUS Pictured here is the greatest military strategist of all time overseeing his highly successful military campaign in Iran.

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@WhiteHouse Leaked photo of poser #CadetBoneSpurs @POTUS 47's name RIGHTFULLY REMOVED from the Kennedy Center.

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@WhiteHouse Yeah, about that.

It's easy to "fix" a problem you made. Right, @POTUS 47?

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@DOWResponse Our military is compromised, thanks to #CadetBoneSpurs @POTUS 47.

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@centaurihs Employee fired by Centauri Health Solutions while burying their dad who died of Stage 4 cancer.

Here is their response to HR. You people are truly deplorable and despicable.

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@ByronDonalds Social Security is not an ENTITLEMENT, you dumb MAGA uneducated prick.

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@DavidLeavitt @cb_doge @elonmusk @grok I see this as a effective metaphor for fleeing from their buyer's remorse.

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@ScottJenningsKY Damn right, clean every trace of that deplorable miscreant from our government and our nation! He's Putin's toady and has destroyed America accordingly.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

I fucking hope so.