Harry Snyder

heres your goober meal sir

[Harry Snyder @HarambeHarry]

@carpet357 @wayofftheres @BrainLeakage03 Lima Co 2021?

[Daily Political Cartoons @cartoonAday]

By Reg Manning, 1952

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

Gem from the comments

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

The father of seven has not finished a thought in four years. he is just moving. feeding. driving. wiping. his brain is soup and his back is finished and he has no opinions about civilization he is too tired for opinions. and meanwhile civilization is growing out of him like he is dirt and he doesnt even notice because there is milk on the floor again. the childfree man has read eleven books this year about the decline of the west and he is the decline and the books are the evidence and he will understand this at fifty eight in a room that is very clean and very quiet

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

"So you can't afford a 30-year mortgage, but you're going to take out a 50-year mortgage to pay $300 less a month but pay $500,000 more to the bank by the end of the loan?"

"That's correct, Dave."

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

How is

“here, enjoy this 50 year mortgage”

different from

“you will own nothing and you will like it”

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Dick Cheney dies and the White House throws up the set

[Gord ‘Human Truck Driver Respecter’ Magill @GordMagill]

Ma’am, this load of full tree length radiata pine weighs 65,000kgs, not including the truck or trailer.

What gear do you need to be in to navigate the 9% grade and 4km long hill to get from this landing to flatter ground without touching your brakes?

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Holden Bloodfeast

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“So you stumbled upon dead Mexicans?”

“Mhmm.”

“And figured out where the drug money is.”

“Yep.”

“And how much was it?”

“A little over $2million.”

“And what have you invested that in? Stocks? Bonds? Real estate?”

“Well currently it’s in an air duct at a motel.”

[bendell werry 🌲 @bendellwerry]

“So, the Devil promised you a fiddle made of gold.”

“Thats right.”

“But you had to wager your eternal soul?”

“Correct.”

“In a fiddlin’ contest.”

“Yes.”

“Against the devil.”

“Uh huh.”

[Hunter Johnson @BurnerLJohnson]

Counter-point: this is hilarious

[LIMA SIX BELT FEDS @L6_Underground]

If a state does not allow my products to be sold to civilians, I will refuse sales to any law enforcement or government agency in that state.

[Joel Klatt @joelklatt]

So let me get this straight…we are gonna turn CFB into a lawless free for all with large sums of money flowing to players who can be free agents twice a year…but then gasp about three Venmo descriptions from 2022??? WHAT ARE WE DOING?!?!?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

America first means Americans first.

❌Not American allies
❌Not American corporations
❌Not American government
❌Not American politicians

✅ American people

I am America first, are you?

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

On this day in history in 2018, 28-year-old Richard Russell — remembered as "Sky King" — borrowed an airplane from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport for a joyride before crashing into a remote island.

Russell had worked as a ground crew member, partly so he could visit his family in Alaska more often. Though he had no formal flight training other than playing video games, he developed a deep fascination with aviation. On the evening of August 10th, he gained access to an aircraft and took off smoothly, only drawing attention once fellow employees realized something was wrong.

During his flight, Russell flew over Mount Rainier and the Olympic Mountains, did a barrel roll, and even requested GPS coordinates for a recently sighted orca and calf.

Air traffic controllers, two F-15 fighter jets, and a civilian pilot tried to persuade him to land, but their efforts were unsuccessful. When the plane eventually ran out of fuel, Russell guided it into Ketron Island. His death was ruled a suicide, possibly linked to past brain injuries from multiple concussions.

His family remembered him as “a faithful husband, a loving man, and a good friend… He was right in saying that there are so many people who loved him.” Rest in peace, Sky King.

[Florent Groberg @FlorentGroberg]

Part of my service was making sure evil never succeeds in destroying our democracy and that includes protecting free speech. If someone chooses to comment, that’s their right. I fought for that.

Tomorrow morning, I’ll wake up and bring my son his milk bottle. I’ll kiss my daughter and my wife. I’ll look at my bracelet with the names of the four brothers who didn’t come home on August 8, 2012, and thank them for their sacrifice.

I’ll appreciate the fact that I’m still breathing. And I’ll keep loving this country with everything I have. 🇺🇸

@AngryCops @Fat_Electrician