Dan

ALWAYS.$TRIVE.AND.PROSPER

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[The Math Master @BnzSales]

Need this for one hole. $23 and will probably sit in the drawer for decades.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

When you go outside and see that it’s cloudy and cool

[Corporate Absurdity @ConsoomerLs]

“Leaving at 5:01, are we? Someone’s in a hurry to get out of here.”

[aaron, a hate crime doer @theyshootactors]

Hahaha

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

You're 7 years old and you just woke up during the late night road trip

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he just washed his car.”

schedule rain immediately.

[Wetneck Redback @SamInAZ123]

If you see a Hispanic dude over 5'10" in the United States, rest assured that man is probably 4-5 generations deep in this country. If you see a Hispanic dude standing at 5"3", that's a sign he came here illegally from Guatemala. Just sayin'.

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

He washed his car, now make it rain

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

corporate life is funny. everything needs to be done immediately, except acknowledging your effort or paying you more.

[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

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[remx @biigrem]

Adulting is just you dealing with anxiety, heartbreaks, family issues and career stress all by yourself and pretend like nothing is wrong with you. 😭

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I realised its not laziness or procrastination, when you reach a certain state of depression you get so detached from reality and you don't wish to participate in anything in life, you just want to sleep and wake up and actually not speak to anyone.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

This is how I thought working a corporate job would be like when I was a kid

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

Police footage captures officers pulling over a speeding Dodge Challenger in Baton Rouge – Then they answer a call from the alleged drug dealer's client

Pure comedy gold 😆

[$ @jxtsummer]

hoping I can find my way back to the spark I once had.

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

2004 ❤️

[SSN - Dallas Cowboys @SSN_Cowboys]

These Giants fans thought they were getting Caleb Downs 💀