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[Cheru @HardyJerry16]

#KenyaVsuganda
Uganda politicians can be used to advertise rat poison

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's government plans to use more than Sh1 trillion held by SACCOs to help finance major development projects through the National Infrastructure Fund.

The move is set to be backed by the new Cooperatives Bill.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jimmy wanjigi was right. When the government,this government, runs out of avenues to borrow from,they will then come for our deposits. Now they want to start with SACCOs,next is the banks. Then MPesa. Ruto the man you refer to as a Strategist,has led us to hell

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Pesa kidogo mshahama Nairobi mnaingia msituni kuishi na wanyama

Kazi ni kujenga basic brick/wooden structures, ku'install solar na kutega maji ya mvua

Chakula ni kufuga kuku, bata, na kupanda vegetables

I respect y'all for chosing quality of life away from this chaotic city.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Wamama wote huwa wanafikiria ni warembo. Unlike men, that gender lacks self awareness. Sisi wanaume huwa tumejikubali.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

900k unaeza buy used Mazda Demio mbili 450k 450k Na upee Bibi moja muingie Uber business Nairobi. Hakuna kulala. Hakuna sekete. Kutafuta pesa tu. Clients after clients. By the time Gari inalose value, mko Na 5-10m.

Mnarelocate Na kuretire uko ocha. Farming massive Sasa.

[Mike @Mike_Kutola]

Kenya's education debate has become interesting.

Students say fees are too high.

Universities say funding is too low.

Government says the model works.

Meanwhile, 133,676 students disappeared from Kenya's universities in just one year

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

Someone said that just because your mom is a great mother to you and your siblings doesn’t mean she is a great wife to your dad, and vice versa.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

By now, I hope you've realized that it's possible to be jobless at 30 or even unmarried at 35. Not all alcoholics are bad people, and sadness can lead to depression. People's actions are often more complex than they seem. Be kind, or leave people alone. Life is tough.

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

When i instised of not giving my child those western names my wife was worried he will be bullied in school and that it will be hard for his fellow pupils to pronounce his name. Nowadays Kisorio is the most liked name in school.

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Hakuna scam kubwa Kenya kama driving schools

Wakora working in cahoots with NTSA to swindle learners 🚮🗑️

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na nyinyi madem nimegundua you only love us darkskin men online. Kwa ground you are busy procreating with these lightskin brukenges. Sisi mnatupenda for Aesthetics. Kasia sana.

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Kalenjin guys in Australia have officially become simps, bro. Nowadays they’re out here sending errand girls and florists to drop flowers at your girl’s place. You’re busy grinding her at 2 PM, you hear a knock, and you’re like “who’s that?” Your babe goes to open the door… next thing you see is cameras and a big bouquet. Come to find out she’s dating Kiprotich all the way in Perth. I weep for you boys in Eldoret.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Kazi za kuangukia ni mbaya sana , those jobs you get not because of your qualifications but because you know someone . It's even worse if those jobs pay life changing money. When you loose such a job it puts you in a very dark corner of your mind . Places you had reserved for toxic exes and your once broke self . They welcome you with open arms and remind you constantly how you behaved when things were good.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Avoid anyone who doesn't understand how difficult it is to make money.

[Eric @amerix]

Most people are so broke that they don't know how much KSH 1 BILLION is.

Do you people know what KSH 1 BILLION is?

With 1 BILLION:

You spend 100,000 DAILY for 27 YEARS and FIVE MONTHS.

Why, then, do you accept it as normal when politicians steal 600 billion?

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

In North Rift, Kitambo before tuwe na circulation of money, when money was still in the hands of a few people, watu wa AIC ndio walikuwa wenye Kusema. There was nothing you could tell them kama wewe ni mutu ya kutafuta. They were extremely arrogant.

Securing a vacancy for your child in those AIC sponsored schools as a non member was nearly impossible. You had to bribe your rich uncle with a heifer ndio aongeleshe wazee for your son to join form one pale Chebisaas Boys.

Wakiwa na sherehe, only members of the AIC church and close relatives were invited. Majirani wale hawana kakitu wangeitwa tu siku ya matanga ndio wachimbe kaburi. Their daughters pia walikuwa na kiburi ajab. There's nothing you could tell them as a common mwananchi.

Nowadays things have changed buana kila mtu ako na pesa. Sahi mzee anaeza uza shamba uende majuu ukaoshe wamama wazee kama omwami, ama uingie wash wash, na situation pale home ibadilike muanze kuheshimiwa. Back then it was very difficult to make it. We thank God for capitalism.

[Cheru @HardyJerry16]

@_falsi1ke I am that person

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Old money wakiona tumeanza kupata pesa ya kununua sahani za kaulo kama zao,wanapotea wanaanza kukulia sahani za mbao. Tukijikaza tena tufike bei ya Nike,wanahepa wanaenda new balance. Wakiona Tume afford apartments,wanaanza kujenga offgrid

Buana What is wrong with these pipos

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Many taxpayers have reported login problems on KRA's iTax system ahead of the June 30 tax return deadline due to heavy traffic.

[Kipkurui Wilbur 🇰🇪 🇬🇧 @wilber1990f]

One thing our parents did that I am not willing to do is SACRIFICE. Sacrifice myself so that kids live well? No. We are all living well or no one is. Ati ninunue kiatu ya 1k ndio muende shule mzuri? You will make it like normal kids in normal schools. We live before we leave