HaridMakrom.ETH 🦈

Businessman and adventurer exploring the world of Bitcoin, mining, and web3. Lover of the sea, speed, and all things exciting. Let's discover together!

[HaridMakrom.ETH 🦈 @HaridMakrom]

Fighting my demons ...

[curb 🐂🀄️ @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

Bitcoin will 10x your company, then 100x it, then it will 1000x it — all while the rest of the world calls it a Ponzi.

[Faisal Rasyd @gzlahmad2]

MEN vs WOMEN

[Barefoot Pregnant @usuallypregnant]

Women can't stand another woman who's more beautiful than them...

look at those faces!

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@stonersvilla Of course it's the last

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The boundary between being inspiringly bold and foolishly reckless is often razor-thin — and you usually only recognize it in retrospect.

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The world is too complex to allow 100% of your actions to dictate 100% of your outcomes.

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@thequeenofmm @kloutgg Hey their

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@stonerjesus420 even before coffee ...

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@cometwtf to be a bot or not to be ...

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Damn right

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@stonersvilla don't like the taste ... but looks cool

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@_StonersRUs_ a must + a coffee

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@stonersvilla 7

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@FunMovieTVFan Die Hard in the Movies