ouda Harison

Husband
father
son
Brother

[Tyler @I_AM_WILDCAT]

Were we actually gonna get those $5000 Trump checks?

[Centpraise🟠 @Centpraise1]

Don’t call yourself a MAN,
If you don’t have the balls to leave a woman the moment she disrespects you.
Read that again.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Marrying an unemployed woman who respects you is better than, marrying a successful woman who disrespects you. Men don't care about your money or your resume: They care about loyalty, respect, and love.

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

You don’t go into debt to provide these things for your woman:

- Wedding

- Fare

- Phone

- Brideprice

- House

- Car

- Job

- Schooling

- Flowers

- Inlaws

- Dates

- Gifts

- Problems

- Happiness

- Graduation

- Massage

- Underwear

- Shoes

- Clothes

Be a man.

[Zeal @manlikezeal_]

@MasculinitySato Women test you.
Life crushes you.
Men who survive this aren’t “lucky.”
They’re forged.
You either become steel…
Or dust.

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

This speech will change your life💯

[Eric @amerix]

I am not giving up on MEN,

I won't give up.

We have been demeaned, belittled, and our dignity and pride taken away from us.

We won't relent.

We must all get better together or perish as fools.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

BREAKING NEWS
Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua Impeached by Senate!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

This was from Kampala International University 29th Graduation.
THIS SHOULD BE TRENDING!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

BREAKING NEWS
Tatu City has accused Kiambu Governor Kimani Wamatangi and CEC Member Salome Wainaina.
We don't have a country here!
THIS SHOULD BE TRENDING!

[ouda Harison @HarisonOuda]

@Fiendlyg .

[ouda Harison @HarisonOuda]

@_blaise250 .

[ouda Harison @HarisonOuda]

@OchiengJasper @DonaldBKipkorir Minions.

[mlks @maliks_88]

Hardest verse kwa maandamano....mans got one chance and used it well 🫡

[Eric @amerix]

KENYANS are generally lovely and warm people.

We are empathic.

We don't nurse grudges.

We value human life and sympathize with human suffering.

We are compassionate.

We are human beings.

We are KENYANS.

May God bless you, Kenyans. 🇰🇪

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

If you're vocal and conspicuous about the Reject Ruto course,

Stay home tonight. Shika tu mzinga yako home

If you must go out, take care. Most likely, you'll be followed

Some will be staged as robbery, others will be posed as accidents

Wengine mtatumiwa baddies

You're warned

[ouda Harison @HarisonOuda]

@_blaise250 .