Hardhearted Harbinger of Haggis

Nope. She/Her. So tired. (FYI - I'm disabled and queer. A person I love is trans. If you have a problem with any that, we will not be friends. TERFs GTFO.)

[Hardhearted Harbinger of Haggis @HarkATiger]

I’ve lurked on Twitter for AGES with no real need to participate until recently. I finally made an account, mostly to express my rage into the void but hopefully someday to get back to the ridiculous things I USED TO use the internet for.

Here’s to better days.

[Hardhearted Harbinger of Haggis @HarkATiger]

I’m scared that tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath.

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@wiseconnector Hose water

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@lippyent Scrambled egg and tajin

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I’m just so fucking tired.

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https://t.co/rx0ECeGvoZ

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@DissentingCat Yeah, that was a fun heist!

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@difficultpatty Hot.

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@MaleAlfalfa @s8n "We work hard and play hard" is another one to look out for.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Want.

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@umbralbnuuy Put on a dress with a swishy skirt and twirl. Guaranteed feel better.

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@Bubotomy I had sweetcorn ice cream once? It was really good.

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@iamAtheistGirl It’s my grandmother's birthday, too. She’s 92!

Have a great day! 🎂

[Hardhearted Harbinger of Haggis @HarkATiger]

@nocontextmemes I’m just happy they used "your" correctly.

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Anyone else find it suspicious that the very same night this house in the commercial turns on their SimplySafe, it gets broken into? 🤔

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@Dalbodog Those eyes! 🥰

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@Super70sSports If that trolly comes by, I am on it ASAP.

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@NiallHarbison So precious. 💕

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@bwhambi Meanwhile, I got a 40% off code for the place with $4 chimichangas/enchiladas/burritos/etc.

There is about to be Mexican food for DAYS in here. You bring the Pepsi.

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@2bbzmma Well, I laughed.

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@SouthDallasFood @OreIdaPotatoes I am personally offended on my own behalf that I haven’t either. How did these not replace phone booths?!