Heather Harkins

[Jake Yadrich @JakeYadrich]

War Remains is back at @TheWWImuseum ! Get your tickets now for the award-winning, immersive VR experience created by @HardcoreHistory and live the intensity of The Great War. Open Fri-Sun through Labor Day. Tickets: https://t.co/oPuPupOGJK

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

@brad_frost "What if he'd have shot me in the face?"
"Rawr, rawr, no one understands you, she-bear"
And a half quote - any time any word sort of rhymes with "Wootini", we say it in a Jawa voice - Linguini! Tahini! Rotini!

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

@pepsi @britefoot Noooo! Please bring it back to wider distribution!

[DEG, a Merkle Company @DEGdigital]

DEG is hiring an Account Director well versed in CPG and retail to lead omni-channel client projects. Join one of @adage's 2019 Best Places to Work and help grow customer relationships with us. https://t.co/TFCvUUWeJ0 #DEGlife #kcjobs

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

My volleyball team know how to celebrate for St. Patrick’s Day, by wearing green and winning a kellyswestportinn gift certificate. #howdoyoucrew #kccrew @ Hy-Vee Arena https://t.co/INXOpyBavd

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

For the love of my poor car, please get to work fixing all these damn potholes @MoDOT_KC

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

After 55 hours without electricity, and a house that got down to 47 degrees inside, so cold you could see your breath, this was the SWEETEST site to come back to. Thank you #kcpl for all… https://t.co/rmQCZbERvA

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

@AskTOH @maurospainting NEVER paint brick or woodwork!

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

What if during Halloween people said "creepy crawlidays"

[Steffan-Chad @IamSteffandChad]

Twitter, I’m trying to prove a point to win an argument. RT this is if your parents convinced you that driving with the roof light on was illegal.

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

Happy Halloween from the White Stripes! 🕷🎃💀👻 #whitestripes officialjackwhitelive #halloween #deglife https://t.co/GKZhdszSZl

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

Slow your roll there @henhousemarket, it’s still not mid-October yet https://t.co/da3UQXSfhZ

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

New disgusting experience: boyfriend’s sweat dripping right into my ear. 🤢🤮

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

I am really glad that the phrase “truth bomb” seems to finally be on its way out.

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

Just witnessed a grown ass man next to me at a stoplight pick his nose and eat his booger 🤢🤮

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

Can I just brag on @ryanmheap for a second? He’s just the best booch a girl could ever want. Thanks for taking care of me and being so sweet 😘😍😘

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

An unintended positive byproduct of the straw ban will be a lot less cases of dry sockets after a wisdom tooth extraction

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

Just my mom making a total dad joke about my sister and me going to the Smashing Pumpkins concert

[Heather Harkins @HarktheShark]

Eating chips in the morning has become my new normal

[DEG, a Merkle Company @DEGdigital]

You’re looking at the 33rd fastest-growing company in KC. Thanks to @KCBizJournal for a tremendous Fast 50 event.