Harleen Basra

[Harleen Basra @HarleenBasra]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn #murphyslaw

[lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit]

Commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on my ex’s family Thanksgiving photo

[ؘaccce @accepteud]

It feels heavy, but it's okay, maybe it will get better later.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i love coming to my senses.. yes you know what fuck you

[$globey @MCoveteur]

a woman’s bathroom stall with no hooks for bags is a weapon formed against me 😩😩

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲𝐗 @Adio_dan]

I'm currently living one of the most boring lifestyle any young person should be living

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[milk @wet_foal]

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

[trish @ultragloss]

unfortunately wearing sunglasses immediately takes away both my vision and my hearing. as well as my depth perception and spatial awareness

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Fuck my bum ass ancestors for accruing absolutely no generational wealth

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤬

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

Clearly hell is empty the demons are ALL HERE

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

it will pass. it will pass. it may be heavy, but it will pass.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

i'm not even doomscrolling anymore i'm just regular scrolling and everything's doomed

[🛸 @tufthug]

she is a 10 but she spends most of her time in bed doing nothing

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

The first indication that space colonization is fiction is that they’re talking about turning a desert planet into a thriving biosphere while we’re turning our own thriving biosphere into a desert planet.

[STEPHANIE @PRIINKIIPIISSA]

When people demonize the sugar in honey/maple syrup/dates/fruit I just roll my eyes. You will never be free

[not corb @user2917489540]

you're laughing. pope francis is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you're laughing.