And petey parker is my puddin so now I'm going to have to kills your fake harley Quinn ass. And i know just how I'm gonna does it. But you won't know until it's way too late for you legacy laughing stocks
Let me tells you legacy losers something there's only one dr. Harleen quinzell and that is me all you want to do is suck face with peewees peewee . I would have left yous alone but you crossed the line and you went after my puddin
But the cutie pie with face paint isn't going to just let me and my petey be together. I knows it harley quinn isn't ever going to have a happy ending in this lifetime.
You knows my petey he has a gentle heart i never thought of myself with a do gooder like spidey. But my petey makes me want to be a better person not just for him but for myself as well. See while my puddin has always indulged my wild side .
He never wanted to get to know harleen quinnzell. You knows i has feelings to and mr. J never understood that he just used me to try and bring down the bat.
Last thing i want is a headless wall crawler it don't go well with your image petey. Plus I'd have to go fights wonder woman and I ain't looking to get my caboose handed to me
You know a girl could get used to having her own superhero. While he's not my mr.j petey is a cutie oue puddin. So i says harley and petey parker and his fancy jammies should go on a date.
But you need to be nice to the cutie pie with the face paint. You're just lucky his mom didn't snatch your ear off for being sassy to her son. You knows she can a god right puddin so no more sass
That's when I heard that voice of his sweet pea he says I'm paying for Harley's dinner tonight. You know if you eat all that stuff harley your going to have to run it off . I laughed puddin running from the law is in my very DNA as I take a bite.
As I glanced over the menu i wasn't sure what to order until I saw it. The sal special looking up at the young lady i excitedly waived her over can I get two sal specials with extra cheese please the young lady smiled sure thing .
I even heard that Eddie brock was there i wondered if he still thought he was being controlled by a space creature. You know Eddie always was a tad crazy and his delusions of space monsters were all the rage when I would talk to my peers.
Names harley Quinn and i was the head psychiatrist at Arkham asylum until I met my mr.j. We was inseparable me and my puddin until he started going on and on about how much he needed bats . Well Harleen QuinnzelI don't play second fiddle to no one.
Then I saw that cutie pie with the face paint and the next minute he was standing right behind me. Harley if you can complete rehab and promise to behave yourself you can come live in my city. So i said harley he's not so bad maybe we should move.