Michelle

based on a true story. she/her

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@KylePlantEmoji I enjoyed the joke. And also it stabbed me right in the face.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@RevDaniel I’ve not heard either of the crappy one (yes, I’ve pre-judged) and like LDB, but it has to be the right version. It has to build up, and so many (most) versions just fizzle.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@msilviadc @RevDaniel That is the best Christmas show story ever. When my kid was taking piano lessons at Long & McQuade, I’d sit in the lobby for the hour and try to guess the songs being played in the other lessons. The best was Little Drummer Boy on the tuba. Like… what?

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@DrJenAdjacent @DrJenGunter “Hmm… I don’t know. It’s really, good but I think you should make another to be sure you’ve got the recipe down.” 🤭

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@DrJenGunter We use those for s’mores. I’m not a fan of graham crackers, so they’re perfect. 😁

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@DaveMattoon @joncoopertweets I’m sorry so few people got where you were going with that. Le sigh.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@DrJenGunter The delivery method sounds reasonable, as I’ve used a hot shower, or heated a metal utensil with water and touched my skin.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@TaraSlone He is. Dust, bugs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@friesen_f @SayidAhmedUCP Don’t forget: has no brothers.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@maureenjohnson Bathroom drawer liners.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@Heading_West @RevDaniel I just wanted to tell my Henry VIII story 😁
It’s probably inaccurate, but only if I dig deeper 😁

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@Heading_West @RevDaniel Same here. I built a tree that has Henry VIII as my 15th GGF (through one of the bastards, of course 😂), so that stood out for me too. I had never considered the timeline stretch from firstborn of firstborn through youngest of youngest, tho. 🤯

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@JanetMa95461729 @DrJenGunter ❤️ the best. I’m so sorry for your loss. ❤️

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@DrJenGunter

[Michelle @Harmzie]

Check out these @NHLJets mega fans!!! #whiteout #winnipegjets #playoffhockey #gojetsgo

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@EFJBGC So, clearly governments in the US are capable of intervening in healthcare. This is precisely “socialized medicine” but in the barbaric opposite direction of what socialized medicine should be.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@DrJenGunter I’m a professional engineer, and our governing body is responsible and empowered to go after fraudsters, licensed or not. I assumed it was that way with all professional licensing bodies. Start there.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@dog_rates This is Blanket—- I mean Beckett.

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@DrJenGunter His entire debate platform is “I know you are, but what am I?”

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@julielajoie13 We lived with it for several months. Every person who came over insisted they could find it (like we hadn’t tried hard enough? 😄) It came to the point where a hole in the was worth it. 😰

[Michelle @Harmzie]

@julielajoie13 OMG. This happened to me & my ex. Every 45 sec. We spent hours triangulating the sound & couldn’t find it. Finally, exasperated, he cut a hole in the drywall (a weird, lowered ceiling part. Previous owners had built around a smoke detector. 🤬 7 years we had been in that house ⁉️