Parasite Hilton

As seen on “Unsolved Mysteries”
AEW sicko

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

"HAHA WTF LMAO OMG LOL HAHA WTF LMAO LMAO HAHA LOL OMG LMAO LOL WTF LMAO" - Birds at 6AM

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

@ReneePaquette Lmao

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

Get the fuck out of here. Fixed.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

New York, this one's for you 🗽

[ok computa @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

his parents named him David Lynch because they knew he would grow up to make Lynchian movies

[WrestlingWorldCC @WrestlingWCC]

Mick Foley says AEW is the reason why he fell in love with pro wrestling again 🤼

[episode one @E1podcast]

donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

psychological horror is sooo much better than jump scare horror

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

What

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

One of the great group shots of "The Late Show" staff posing on stage:

[RJ City @RJCity1]

There is no better villain origin story than "he's got a fucked up face".

[BethLovesHorror @HorrorLovesBeth]

People still using their phones after a movie begins should be taken out of their seats and ejected from the theater like a claw machine.

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

If Julius Caesar was born today he would be a baby.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

@letterboxd

[paige @BonerWizard]

unbecoming of a colonel

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

@LanceHoyt @RebelTanea Here’s a pic I took of you guys in 2021 at the Full Gear charity bowling event in Minneapolis. Thinking of you @RebelTanea !

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

AEW is where the best wrestle!

This week, don’t miss
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite,
live nationwide
8e/7c/6m/5p,
early 5pm start time on the west coast this week!

Thank you all who watch AEW!
See you at Dynamite this Wednesday night!

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Hechicero is somehow a superior mat technician but also built like a jiffy lube technician. That mf special.

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

That blade has been in my family for generations. Ever since my great great great grandfather ordered it from swords dot com

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

That bloodcurdling yelp.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.

(Source: magictourclub/TikTok)