Claire LM

Never spit in to the wind.

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@boschbot My art history professor referred to this as the “anal bouquet” 💐 and I’ll never forget it.

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@ericschmerick Kind of a cerulean blue situation?

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@neighbours_wifi What in the saltine cracker is this??

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@KurtKohlstedt @CheapoCrappy It looks like you’d push a button and that top part slowly raises up like one of those tv’s that rich people have in movies.

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@glossier No?

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@DavidWayneEvans @perfectsweeties Identical to my Toasty ❤️

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@barrymerritt @z3roTrust @dntlookbehindu You don’t need to wrap it, just make it a tiny hat. That does the trick.

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@mcmansionhell Sorry

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@SJSchauer Toasty Cat is over it

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@pienar

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@davidfarrier Toasty says...never mind

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@jenbrea @NotTheWhiskey @jakesidwell Afflicted is damaging but it led me to read more and watch Unrest. I have learned so much in the last few days that I would have never know. Not defending Afflicted, just sharing a small silver lining from someone who knew nothing before.

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@madeleinebaran @InTheDarkAPM Thank you for all your hard work. Is there any action we can take to help Curtis or his family?

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@usweekly @whoweekly Does he need a napkin?

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

Lord grant me the confidence of a person who raises their hand at a Q&A with, well, not exactly a question per se, more of a comment, an observation, really

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

It'd be cool if a dildo company could offer Marco Rubio more money than the NRA, causing him to suddenly become insanely pro-dildo

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@johnnyfio When do we get our blankets? :( @kickstarter

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

I feel like a gift certificate to the DMV is the perfect gift.

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@mcmansionhell So sorry to hear about the passing of your sweet kitty. Sounds like you gave him a wonderful life. ❤️

[Claire LM @HarperLindsay]

@whoweekly so rude.