Lolz Canardlyhausen

something pretentious

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@AdrianaTX1m Who gives a shit? Your skin is gonna be all old anyway.

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

imagining ariel pink trying to enter a mexican restaurant in highland park and the owner stepping out from behind the counter, raising his palm up and saying “not today señor pink”

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@xaliuqs_mcg UnLiKe yOu, derp. At least I’m not the idiot who went to a concert without checking to see if I could bring a vape and ended up blowing $300 in concert tickets.

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@NWcountrymusic1 Yeah, she should’ve taught him that when you get hired to work security, don’t act like a fan.

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@zermatist This is either a bait post or you have absolute shit taste in music. Sorry that rock ‘n’ roll is not for you.

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@DonivanLattimer @facetedcarapace I didn’t start playing guitar until I was 46 and I do ok.

But I’ve also been playing bass for 33 years 🤷

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@folsomcounty A crumb of context would be pretty fucking awesome lol

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@Marc_Fagel @rodw My wiggle was with the other dude’s use of the word “better”. There are plenty of dudes I can objectively call good/great singers that I don’t care for. “Better” implies that they are bad singers, which they are objectively not.

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@rodw @Marc_Fagel Taste is subjective, and it’s cool if they aren’t for everyone, but to say a band needs “better” singers than Helm and Manuel just tells me your taste sucks. 🤷

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Not a big Wallen fan, but I’m pretty sure security guards are told explicitly to not do that shit. So we can call him an asshole and it might seem over the top, and maybe it is, but the person doing their job should’ve stayed in their lane.

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@amenbreakfast Yeah, if ever someone didn’t read the room when it came to his audience and potential future audience.

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

Tagging @HunterBiden daily until he tells me if he’s heard the Sturgill Simpson/Johnny Blue Skies name drop.

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@Sassafrass_84 Yeah, here you are posting about him for engagement. Congratulations!

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

Definitely didn’t think I’d be here on a Sunday defending Morgan Wallen, but he’s in the right on this one. You’re a security guard, put your fucking phone away.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

At the Pittsburgh concert he didn't cancel, Morgan Wallen grabbed the cell phone from a security guard who was filming near the stage and launched it into the audience.

https://t.co/KWaONjsjtx

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@consequence The last thing I thought I would be doing today is defending Morgan Wallen, but why the fuck is the security guard filming on his smart phone?

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@ben_eales “ 9/11 happened, so I’m never going to fly on an airplane again”

[Corey Clayton @CoreyClayton]

Gotta love when a @Newsweek hack rushes to get a “Caitlin Clark trade to Sparks rumor” piece out for engagement farming, and forgets to delete their AI chat prompts from the piece.

#NowYouKnow @IndianaFever #WNBA

[Lolz Canardlyhausen @HarperSeven]

@LindyTasteful And you are a fake account.