harpie

they/he/she 🪱 more active on tumblr

[Minty/fie🚦☆ 🍉 @Mintiyefresh]

comission i did for @HarpieUnion Thank you so much for commissioning me!!

#commission #Moonbell #art #digitalart

[harpie @Harpieunion]

@smiles_bunny We know jack and Rosemary enjoyed dancing together, but we’re they any good? Any two left feet or toe crushing?

[Ren || comms open! @21ate2party]

commission for a friend of their minecraft OC!

[comms open if you want one for yourself]

#minecraft #minecraftart

[harpie @Harpieunion]

@smiles_bunny Hey Martin my friends think there’s nothing left to find on the website but the Jenny and Rosemary links but I have five internet points on the line for there being one more hidden thing. Please. I can’t lose my internet points. I only have 6. Please mr Martin my points

[Emily♡ @ItsEmilyKaty]

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNISE AUTISM IN NON-DISTRESSED, HAPPY AUTISTIC CHILDREN. THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE BURNED OUT AND BROKEN BY OUR ABLEIST SOCIETY BEFORE WE CAN DIAGNOSE THEM.

[harpie @Harpieunion]

@smiles_bunny With Dungeons and Dragons coming out in ‘74, who would have been the most likely to play and what class?

[Funny fox eat a coffee @MervynFoxe]

Pay attention to -- and never forget -- the difference in police response between a white supremacist coup and protestors asking to not be killed in the streets.

[Mecca Allahzilla @TheEpicDept]

DC cops trying to stop the protestors from entering the Capitol building

[TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout]

My girl be like: hahaha im a taurus
and im like, no you idiot, taurus's are very shy and stubborn in nature so telling people youre a taurus is a very un-taurus thing to do

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

Other than not answering any questions, having Covid pinkeye, having insects nest in his brain while he carried water for a clown, I’d say Pence did pretty well.

[ethan @ethannestor]

i hope that fly torments him for the rest of his days

[Rep. Lloyd Doggett @LloydDoggettTX]

You can shut up Trump with your vote. Vote him out.

#Debates2020

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Celebrate the time you visited Night Vale and were never seen again with this set of magical key tags from three distinct locations in Night Vale. Return postage is guaranteed but we cannot guarantee the recipient will be willing or able to accept.

https://t.co/NneZ1tEhLr

[cubosh @cubosh]

you ever see a church sign writer go supernova

[Cait Zellers @caitymayhem]

Some thoughts on death. (1/2)

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare

A) Re-open the park

B) Be eager to visit the re-opened
Park

[maru @maruti_bitamin]

Honduran white bats

[TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout]

Priest: You may now piss the bride.
Crowd: (audibly gasps)
Priest: oh dear, I messed that line up, my apologies. You may now piss ON the bride.
Crowd: (starts clapping)