Harris Haggarty

//// Corner store demon. Managed to get a D- in Wrath class once. Class president runner-up. Ally. He/him. //// (unofficial, fan-run)

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

Congratulations @samhatescoffee on your close win! Our school is in good hands no matter what. Thank you to all of my voters and supporters for a wonderful campaign, I couldn’t have hoped for anything better. ❤️

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane fake. no one likes ohio. ohioans like ohio the least

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane she notes on my app til i apologize

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@HeartAttackMane

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH
PISS IN THEIR BUSH

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane ingredience

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one time my friend had a dream like this except that it was nothing at all like this and she was being forced to give a tour of her house on tiktok live by one of our friend’s dads

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Good morning everyone it’s me Eric here was my dream last night

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

also it’s officially been 13 MONTHS since Riot never sent me my stickers!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 pour one out

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

on my fucking hands and knees crying and begging and pleading covey to come to Cincinnati just once just one time

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane and not to get personal and serious but Old Enough 2 Die was as if someone had been spectating on my life and wrote it into a song, and though I can’t listen to it often just due to how relatable it is, I’m so infinitely grateful for its existence

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane I told you this at the Indy show, but I found you through the fact you were touring with Covey, and my first song was Old Enough 2 Die!

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@armslengthblues @HeartAttackMane hey do me a favor and next time you see Tom from Covey ask if you can be his wittle kitten. provide no context

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

happy almost one year anniversary to Rise never sending me my stickers 🎉

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane i live three-ish hours away and also it’s a Wednesday and I have school. but I’m gonna try to astral project so I’ll let you know how that goes

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

covey fandom gives nicknames to everyone from the other bands on tour so I’ve affectionately named @HeartAttackMane Eric Hammy

happy birthday Eric Hammy

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

before I get cancelled any tweets I make about Covey being better than Heart Attack Man is just jokes to spur on the Tom/Eric rivalry thank u

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@HeartAttackMane COVEY IS THROWING TWICE AS MANY WEIGHTS AND SCREAMING TWICE AS LOUD. STEP IT UP

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

by the way bowling for soup is bowling to acquire soup

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

Is Heart Attack Man...
1. A man of heart attacks, like Spiderman is a man of spiders?
2. A sad, exasperated cause of death. “Heart attack, man. :(“
3. A sentient heart physically attacking a man
4. Other?????

[Harris Haggarty @HarrisHaggarty]

@_GhostRaccoon okay I’m ridiculously late to this but you should join the official fan server :000 we will gladly cry about CCS with you any time

https://t.co/DM0ohOhmc0

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@HeartAttackMane begging you guys to sell an accompanying shirt that says “I got pepper sprayed at a Heart Attack Man show and all I got was this lousy T-shirt”