sammy jammy💜

fuck that guy, i hope he's dead! #sammyforpresident2021💟 #antihazelnutcoffeeclub

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

IM PRESIDENT??? Oh my god this is amazing thank you all so so so much💜💜

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

@CaramelizedHorn shit wrong account

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

@CaramelizedHorn relateable shit

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

i havent been paying attention: the election ends tomorrow?? vote for me <3

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

vote for sammy

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

vote sammy

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

@Brandon66055330 i am not mean

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

i am not in that alliance

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

@FREDDYFREEMAN_ @Brandon66055330 @BenjaminforPre1 @HarrisHaggarty stop being mean to penny

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

@FREDDYFREEMAN_ @Brandon66055330 @BenjaminforPre1 @HarrisHaggarty i did not agree to this

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

theyre all being mean to penny and eachother and that's not cool, i'm not mean to anybody so vote for me :3

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

the other candidates are too mean to eachother vote for me bc im not mean to them

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

<{hi i'm josie and i manage the sammy account, i got hit with the biden juice so i'm a little wonky, thanks for voting for sammy, and keep doing so cuz she deserves it}>

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

@HarrisHaggarty oh my god i'm leading?

[covey :( @coveymusic]

Thanks @tiktok_us for adding Sam Jam to the Alt playlist! 🦭🖤

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

sammy

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

@CalebWoopWoop sammy

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

i should specify mr jones' new class pet. not the old one who was killed. also arson will be legal.

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

hey guys, i'm officially announcing my campaign for class president💜

when i'm elected:
-shronky will be appreciated more
-we'll have longer lunch breaks
-ban on hazelnut flavored coffee
-mr. jones' class pet will be taken good care of

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

https://t.co/7aGzZMtwlq vote for sammy jammy💜

[sammy jammy💜 @samhatescoffee]

please vote for me <3 i will give you a cookie and we will have longer lunch periods💜