Coni Harrison

🐙🦑🦄🐭🐸🐹🏳️‍🌈 Gay! I mean... Heyyy!

[Alexandra Lara @GirlockFurter]

„Save Stonehenge World Heritage Site!
To: THE SECRETARY OF STATE FOR TRANSPORT & SECRETARY OF STATE FOR CULTURE MEDIA & SPORT, UK GOVERNMENT: SAVE STONEHENGE WORLD HERITAGE SITE” - Jetzt unterschreiben! https://t.co/yF1qGnEle4 via @ChangeGER

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

GF: Come here, you can be my tent!

Also Gf: No, not like this!

#wtf

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

*cuddling on the bed*

Gf: I'm falling off!

Me: *moves away*

Gf: No, come back!

#wtf #why

[Rich Fulcher @Rich_Fulcher]

Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead.

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

the gf has tenosynovitis and just suggested: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets but without sinews.

#girlfriend #harrypotter #genius

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

She has a point tho
@LutzvanderHorst

#flirtenkannsie #flirtlevelweirdo #lutzvanderhorst

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

My gf says I look like @LutzvanderHorst
Is this a compliment?

#flirtenkannsie #flirtlevelweirdo #lutzvanderhorst

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

what really made my day today is @JHalberstam considering @rustyrockets to be among the obstacles to heterosexual romantic relationships

#gagafeminism #jjackhalberstam #russelbrand

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

so my eyebrows kinda grow up into my hairline over my forehead if I don't pluck them properly.
Comment from my girlfriend: "Your eyebrows are like horns"
Any suggestions on how to interpret that?

#hapagf #eyebrows #horns #bull #goat #satan #hairycaterpillars #deer #hairyantlers

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

How can you have the audacity to complain as a white person about how #blacklifematters affects your mental health when there is people literally dying? If you need help - get help but don't mix those two. It's not about you - it never was.

[Dividlibro moved to bluesky @dividlibro]

Stupid people and evil people have one thing in common:
They don’t change their opinion when faced with facts; they try to change the facts to fit their opinions.

Which can get ugly really fast if you are among those facts.
#tryingtobedeep #notesfrommyteens

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

me: *shows signs of affection*
the gf: stop being so creepy!

#ithinkyouredoingitwrong #hapagf #sincewhenamicreepy #enbiecouple

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

things you don't want to hear during a home-haircut:

- *very amused* lol
- *emotionless* oh.
- *panicking* Aaah!

@GirlockFurter
#haircut #hair #leonardodicaprio #homecut #turnedoutreallygreattho

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

"I don't even have anything to knock over but she still manages to somehow"
- a good friend of mine about me during a phone call yesterday night.

#friendshiplevel #burn #thatshowyoufriend

[Tim Sullivan @TimJRSullivan]

Weight gain is depressingly on the up with me during this lockdown, but I'm mildy cheered up by the fact that the Germans have come up with a name for it. COVIDSPECK which apparently means Covid Lard!!

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

@TimJRSullivan Me as a German can confirm 👌

[Alexandra Lara @GirlockFurter]

Lady Lobster
acrylic on canvas
#art #contemporaryart #artist #ladylobster #SURREALISM #hybrid #pinup

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

@setya @noelfielding11 @julian_barratt @RealJimmylazers @Rich_Fulcher @MikeFielding9 @dannywallace I am lucky my girlfriend is just very persistent

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

I feel so privileged to join the #booshlistenalong listening to last year's record store day limited edition vinyl! Thank you

@noelfielding11 @julian_barratt @RealJimmylazers @Rich_Fulcher @MikeFielding9 @dannywallace
#vinyl #mutants

[Coni Harrison @HarrisonConi]

@setya @noelfielding11 @julian_barratt @RealJimmylazers @Rich_Fulcher @MikeFielding9 @dannywallace My girlfriend let her magic work, we're also not in the uk and weren't at the time