Hairycrab

I'm 32, but I never thought I'd make it this far so I don't know what I'm doing.
18+ account.
Probably drunk tweets too.

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

I started doing drugs again in a safe and responsible way and I don't think about killing myself nearly as much anymore.

[Maririn~ @TopGyaru]

TAP AND HOLD TO SEE NOTHING

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

@Blushyfrecks333 Flamingo

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this was the future bald guys were promised in the late ‘90s and then 9/11 and Obama ripped it away from them.

[blanc @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[michael @ayeenul]

@bisondele_ @grimeywonder1 actually I do miss going to walmart at 3 am

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[blanc @dqveed]

RiP Freddie Mercury, you would’ve loved Instagram.

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

God forbid unc gets tummy time during intro to business class

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

I’ve never “made” a woman cum, because I don’t “make” women do anything. But yes, they have politely declined my invitation many times.

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

@gachaxyx Hi

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

@oncloud_e @FemboyYt No idea where I put it, but this is 100% the shirt I wore around for pride events last year.
Cut the sleeves off obv

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

@wormbarf Aye

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

@lvl1rat Exclusively

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

Just jerked off for the first time in four days after spending like 55hrs straight with the girl I'm seeing and it was disgusting. Way too much fluid came outta my dick, that was wild.

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

@skeltoniums @jakebrodes Ham bundle was actually my nickname in highschool.

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

Just being given direct updates that they'll be unavailable and essentially offline for mental health the next few days is nice. The bad part of my brain has alarms going off because ✨trauma✨ but I'm keeping an open heart RN and it feels good.

[Hairycrab @HarrisonCrab]

Fire emoji on a baddies insta story as an experiment.