Alyn Harington

Over-Exaggerator™

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Can we get a chart made 📊
comparing the 350 foot long
razor blade cut versus other big cuts?

Like the huge cuts Trump made to social services?🤔

[Michelle OBRIEN @MichelleOB40462]

Not at the moment it is soupy green with flakes of the blue surface that Trumps motorcade chewed out floating in it. Fake information

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

But the good news is that
she gets to KEEP the trash can!

[Short Squeez @shortsqueeznews]

BREAKING: The women who went viral for stealing a Knicks-themed trash can at the parade last week was identified as Angie Báez, a Director of DEI at JPMorgan.

JPMorgan reportedly fired Báez after the video of her got millions of views on social media, and the firm confirmed today she is no longer with the firm.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Fencing to stop any oil tankers using the pool to get past Strait of Hormuz.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨PROOF: I just went to the Reflecting Pool myself after Donald Trump claimed vandals cut a massive 300-foot slit through it.

I walked every inch. I looked. I filmed. I found ZERO evidence of the damage he described.

Trump should have to pay to fix this mess, not taxpayers.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Had a good run tho' 1620-1775

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

1775 but we get the hint.

[USMNTby90 @Narchsby90]

@MichaelMathes They’ve been taking L’s since 1776.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

If the price was going to drop -
it would have dropped. 📈

The builders are NOT going
to sell below cost.🤢

All the builders can do
is build MORE units
to sell at HIGHER prices
to make THESE homes
SEEM less expensive.📉

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

What would you suggest we do with empty condos that no one can afford to buy, asks Liberal MP.

Here is an idea: let the prices drop until people can afford them. Welcome to the real world!

NO TO THE CARNEY CONDO BAILOUT

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

She looks great!
Mustard dress & ketchup shoes.🍔

[MAGAfan1776 @magafan1776]

What happened to Sharon Osbourne?

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Toronto Blue Jays have the LARGEST fan base of any baseball team.

New York has a large population of about 10 million - split between Yankees & Mets.

Canada has a population of
40+ Million passionate Blue Jay fans.

[🌼 Sophie 🌸 @soph_scar260]

@Sportsnet is this the blue jays bot army or did he actually earn that many votes

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

How to compare
🇨🇦 Canada vs Switzerland 🇨🇭 🤔

Does it make cheese? 🧀

Is its flag Red & White? ♥️🤍

Does it have majestic mountains? 🏔️

Is one of its official languages French?

Is its best dining Swiss Chalet? 🍗

The answer is obvious.😃

Switzerland 4/5
Canada 5/5

[betway @betwaycanada]

History awaits. Win it. Take first. Canada vs Switzerland

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Her brain is fried. 🤯

[Golden Guardian ⚔️ @au_engineer]

@Harritage This fry person sounds unhinged. She’s never seen condo prices go down in 50 years? They already are

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Google says the rent on a $1.5M home should be between
$4.5K - $6.5K per month.

The math isn't mathing..? 🧐

[Dieter Ickstadt Kierkegaard Stubing @JordanW18571371]

@Harritage So 3.2 billion to buy 2200 condos. That’s 1.45 million each. To turn them into low cost rentals?!

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

What else can he do
when nothing good is on TV?

[alex-opinions 99 @99_opinions]

@Harritage Your neighbour now is smoking meth and paying 300 out of his welfare. The also steels your bike and wants to sell it at the crack markets.

Ndp paradise

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Anyone is welcome to live near me.

Where I am - the price of a home
starts around $1,000,000.00 🏡

If they have that kind of
"jingle in their jeans"
for a starter home,
they're welcome to join us.

I don't make the rules.

[Kate @CrashKate]

@Harritage You sure like to make it seem like people who need affordable housing are beneath you. That’s a choice.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Einstein. Low IQ.

Couldn't tell the difference between a rhinoceros and a giraffe.🤯

I was asked - Pick a number - 203
x 9 ÷ 2 + 1324 - 1292 x 19
and give the answer.

And I did! Aced it.

Sleepy Einstein wouldn't have a clue?
Low energy.☹️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wright: 121 years ago, Albert Einstein published a paper—

Trump: Nobody cares.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Exactly. That's how you bring people to your side.😃

Like when uninvited guests crash your wedding party.☹️

Or you have a fun event for kids and interlopers drop in to protest and everything gets cancelled.😡

[Marit Stiles @MaritStiles]

Okay, I can't let this one go. These OPSEU workers came to Ford Fest after being denied meeting after meeting. They care for our most vulnerable, and they're owed wages Ford took under Bill 124. His response? He literally erased them from the picture to make them look like supporters.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Seen him. Great show.
So many tracks in his catalogue.

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

On this day in 1948, Myles Goodwyn was born in Woodstock, New Brunswick.
He was the lead vocalist, guitarist and principal songwriter of April Wine, with whom he sold 10 million albums. He released 16 albums with the band and four solo albums.
He died in 2023.

📸 CP

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

I'm all for improving
the housing situation.

I know people who WANT
to enter the market.

I'm just not convinced that giving downtown luxury condos to the great unwashed is the best logical solution?

[Steve “Smoky” Lipton @stevenliptonhfx]

@Harritage So you buy a Vancouver condo for $1M and the unit next door sits empty because an investor is waiting for prices to rise.

Your kid can’t move out. A nurse can’t rent nearby. A senior gets priced out.

But sure, the real crisis is someone poorer living beside you.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

I PAID the high price for my home.

I prefer people living in homes
instead of the streets.

I also know "many people" - when given handouts from government - complain it "ain't enough".☹️

I also recall Trudeau saying he'd
build a *million* new homes 🏡
& we're still waiting.

[Pipeweed Smoker @PipeweedSmoker]

@Harritage So what you're saying is that the wealthy people want those high prices to keep the poor people away. I understand now.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

If you bankrupt the builders and developers - how will any new buildings get made.

If the builders and developers go bankrupt they can't get credit to start again.

Many units are owned as investments by offshore individuals with no intention to live in them.

[EastVanCoolie @CoolieVan]

@tidbit5s @Harritage I don't think anyone benefits cause it is a net loss for everyone. Developers borrow to build ..the money is going to alleviate the stress on the lenders. I would prefer to let the market eat them up like any other free market.

[Alyn Harington @Harritage]

Legal fees, tax levies, maintenance fees, electrical hookup, gas hookup, parking space, insurance.

Somebody has to pay.

[Infokid @Infokid1Infokid]

@Harritage Who is going to pay the strata fees and the special assessments??