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Facts over fiction. Patriotic, not idiotic. In God I trust. Block & Mute function exists so I use it freely. 🇺🇸🇮🇱🫶🏼 No DMs please.

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There are plenty of delivery apps that don’t exploit a family with issues. This is petty and cruel and the reason why I’ll be using other services going forward. Plus this kid looks likes he is on drugs. Shame on you @doordash
#doordashsucks

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

we’re dropping Brooklyn’s FIFA World Cup 2026 tickets across the US. Stay tuned for details on when his tickets hit your city.👀

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@kcasey64 @Canellelabelle Would cancelling Ascot help the grooming gang victims? Not at all, but it would hurt the people who are employed around this event. The trainers, jockeys, caterers, drivers, florists, stable hands - none of them should have to pay for @Keir_Starmer covering this up for years.

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@CynicalPublius They preach ‘love who you love’ unless it’s God.
#ilovegod

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Dear LGBTQ+ Americans:

We support your right to do anything you want to yourself or with consenting adults.

We have long been tolerant and accepting of that.

But somewhere along the way our tolerance and acceptance turned into YOUR hatemongering intolerance and bigotry against our deeply held religious beliefs.

The SF Giants hat controversy is just the tip of the iceberg. If you don't start tolerating us, the tolerance and acceptance we currently show you will vanish.

That reality is getting closer and closer.

You have been advised. Wise up.

Love,
The Rest of America

[Carl DeMaio @carldemaio]

Hey Gavin Newsom: if this whole criminal investigation into you and your wife is nothing but a Trump hit job against you...why did your own Chief of Staff just plead GUILTY?

Kinda makes it pretty legit.

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@karen1smith1 It’s gotta be healthier than just squeezing directly into my mouth, so I’m gonna have to try it!

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@RepBrandonGill Ok fine, if you insist.
I will continue to call you Mr. Future President.

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@Mimix1907 My guess is the answer is 5
Square root of 49 : 7
Square root of 81 : 9, Square root of 9 :3
7+3=10
Prime root of 4: 2
10 divided by 2 = 5

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@mitchellvii The red will pop!

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@Kristinartz Of course. Where else would they sleep?

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@mitchellvii Top right

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@ysabellahazan Mazal Tov beautiful lady!

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@greta All the time.

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@the_jefferymead The number of cameras and phones is all I see. These people are not there protesting. They are trying to create content. They don’t give a shit about anything other than going viral.

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@emilyjuniper_ He is also still married to Sophie. 🤢

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@X @elonmusk could you kindly fix the mute feature? It appears that if you add a name of a hateful podcaster to muted words/phrases you want blocked, they will still appear in your feed as though they matter.

I won’t name them because I’m trying to clear my algorithm of morons.

The ability to mute by subject / topic would be fabulous. 🙏

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@spencerpratt #writeinspencerpratt

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Protesters are standing outside JPMorgan Chase in New York this weekend, holding giant banners that say “STOP ELON • NO TRILLIONAIRES” and “ELON IS STEALING YOUR PENSION”

These people are protesting the greatest success story in modern history. Let’s look at the actual reality:

• Elon has already paid more in taxes than almost anyone alive
• Tesla and SpaceX employ well over 100,000 people and actively push humanity forward.
• Through DOGE, he already helped cut billions in wasteful government spending. That saved taxpayers hundreds of billions.....meaning he actually helped secure grandmas' pensions by slashing bureaucracy, not the other way around.
• Friday's historic SpaceX IPO didn't "steal" from anyone. It created massive value, turned everyday workers into millionaires, and rightfully made him the world’s first trillionaire

He didn’t steal anything. He built it from the ground up

His companies have created massive job growth, accelerated sustainable energy, and are literally building the infrastructure to make humanity multi-planetary

Rather than celebrating excellence, demanding the government punish it is pure evil

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@JasonKander