Hugh G. Rection

I know Jack Shit. Jack Shit is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Jack Shit.

[Hugh G. Rection @HarryOrgan]

@mistererickson Duke Ellington

[Hugh G. Rection @HarryOrgan]

Fare thee well Howie!

[Destry @DestryBrod]

Is Ke$ha known as Ke€ha in Europe?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The crook pardoned the crook. No surprise there.

[BethsButt @BethsButt]

Getting high and masturbating was not the weekend plans my boss wanted to hear about

[Hugh G. Rection @HarryOrgan]

@MrMichaelBurkes Burn victims

[Chelcie Lynn @chelcielynnn]

Some dudes onlyfans just ruined my fuckin day.

[Hugh G. Rection @HarryOrgan]

@blondietokes Hey blondie...we share a birthday! You lucky girl!

[fredesque @FredTaming]

Heidi Klum and Seal broke up because Heidi always wanted to go clubbing

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Ho-ho-holocaust denier.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The second royal baby will be Veronica if a girl, Jughead if a boy.

[Chelcie Lynn @chelcielynnn]

You ever fart so hard it cracks your back?

[Hugh G. Rection @HarryOrgan]

@baseballchickie Lovely

[*Baseball Chickie!* @baseballchickie]

I’m “This is how we watched porn.” years old.

[Betty Big Bollocks @skankymunter]

Weed has made me paranoid. Fuck off wind, blowing stuff around & acting all windy.

[*Baseball Chickie!* @baseballchickie]

It would be great if I turned the news on one day soon and all the stories were about hugs and kisses and blow jobs and happiness.

[PixieMuff @CherBear162]

Two days ago Hubby said the word “disco” and I’ve had the song Disco Lady stuck in my head for 48 hours..So if you never see a tweet from me again it’ll be because I blew my brains out to make it stop.

[Hugh G. Rection @HarryOrgan]

@GrumpyOldRick Great news.