Harry Stotle

Ologies, ethics, music, rhetoric, pizza and dogs

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@fesshole A friend had the same problem and went to the docs.
'I have a cure involving Indian cooking butter if you want to me to try it?' he said.
'Sure' she replied, 'Ghee my breast'

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Ok, not strictly a mirror, but is anyone interested in a new back door?
@SellingAMirror

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@MayorofLondon Just seen Gazza heading down the A1 in his dressing gown, holding a cooked chicken.

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Can horses imitate the sound of coconuts?
#StupidQuestionsAboutCoconuts

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@Sam_InkersoleTM I bet Villa are relieved that Friday's game against the Toon has been postponed. It'll give Grealish time to recover from the serious knee injury inflicted by Fornals.

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@justinmoorhouse We aren't sending Christmas cards this year because we've joined the Jehovah's Witnesses and are donating to buy badges with our name on instead.

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@RoylePin And she has the dick pics.

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Achy Breaky Shart
#ASongOrMovieForTheLoo

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Jumpin' Jack Splash
#ASongOrMovieForTheLoo

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@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump Marvelous news! Please close the door on your way out...

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Just seen this on a lampost near Downing Street. @No10Cat are you ok?

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Just seen this on a lampost near Downing Street. @No10Cat are you ok?

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@fesshole Do you aksk for an expresso pacifically?

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@fesshole A metaphor for life, right there my friend.

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@michaelgove As opposed to kowtowing to a narcissistic, orange manbaby pushing bleached chicken?

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@boh82 @anon_opin Only for the ruling classes.

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@realDonaldTrump Close the door on your way out.

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Ryvita, Sue and Bob too
#MakeAMovieHealthy

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@ed_solomon To be fair, Bobson Dugnutt sounds more credible.

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@BorisJohnson_MP Like Keith Lemon on steroids.